I'm No Good At Titles

I'm on tumblr too fucking much.

[redvelvetvevo]

THEY SAW THE OPPORTUNITY AND THEY TOOK IT !!!

[kissmetae]

Just look away Finland…

[crowreys-wormstache]

Countries that were robbed:

Portugal

Hungary

Poland

Georgia

Croatia

Countries that don’t deserve to be in the finals AT FUCKING ALL:

Slovenia

Denmark

[xelothen]

Hosts:  Are you ready?!?!

Me: 

[jedi-anakin]

AVENGE THE FALLEN

[tenmallow]

Y'ALL DID CROATIA DIRTY

[saniesmountain]

I’m the one dancer of the icelandic team constantly waving the rainbow flag in the background

[damiano-david]

People: Hatari are just extremely angry screaming dudes

Hatari:

[arimaxiv]

はい

[kaerralind]

Psa

To remind people that SNEAKED is the past tense of SNEAK.

[wobblyjellyfish]

Iceland in 2018: soft, we should all be friends

Iceland in 2019: *wearing bdsm gear and screaming* LIFE IS MEANINGLESS LET’S FIGHT CAPITALISM

[thealbanianking]

[toevinter]

out of all of the ridiculous fucking glitches this game has thrown at me, I have to say this is an all-time favorite

[nevertrustaduck394]

pick your fighter

ukraine: edgy vampire sets whole stage on fire

spain: 3 month anniversary date singing to all of europe

solvenia: pink hair and her gal pals

lithuania: no please no not a ballad

austria: mmmmm heart eyes #bae

estonia: opera? really? okay rainbow dress, they did get the memo after all!

norway: not fairytale (2009)

portugal: they’re gay and in love for sure

uk: british katy perry, got sabotaged, liked her more because of it

serbia: cult leader and sister wives feat. Albert Einstein on the pipe

germany: ballad but forgivable because its totes emosh

albania: adam lambert is that you? tattoos so good, china banned them

france: je suis bored

czech republic: backpack boy, sounds like talk dirty to me?

denmark: this viking ballad got me sailing straight to valhalla

australia: shE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE

finland: third time lucky saara?

bulgaria: washed up boyband???

moldova: no led staging? moldova don’t need it

sweden: red lights I think? I skipped out for a toilet break lol

hungary: screaming into the void #mood

israel: the birdie song but new and improved (feat. body positivity)

netherlands: america? what are you doing here?

ireland: beautiful gay love story, don’t hate us cause you ain’t us China xox

cyprus: absolute banger, looks like Queen Bey

italy: absolute tune, powerful lyrics, anti-terrorist

[thayomie]

 i had to 

[bitememelovin]

And it was still beautiful.

[siliaa-deactivated20200524]

Eurovision 2018 + dogs

[bvrrio-deactivated20200212]

I’m

⚪️gay

⚪️straight

⚪️bisexual

🔘just bad news you see my heart is just a hooligan, a hooligan he’ll tear you apart part part part he’ll tear you apart part part part he’ll tear you apart part part part

[bitememelovin]

Nailed it.