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Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Vaughn

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This peace is all I need. @ashjadavis Thank you @vaughnzie ❤️#underwaterphotography #underwater #jamaica #montegobay

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:) @ashjadavis @vaughnzie #underwater #underwaterphotography #jamaica #montegobay #mypeace

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:) @ashjadavis @vaughnzie #underwater #underwaterphotography #jamaica #montegobay #mypeace

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Montego Bay, Jamaica. February 2015.

Photography by Sontenish Myers

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#tbt #monkeyseemonkeydo #cambodia #globetrotter #angkorwat #newyork #monkey #thebanpheblur #octothorpe

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Haha!

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Look at what I just found! Who remembers these?? #brainquest

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Does anyone have this poster? I want to put it up in the classroom. #RIF #readingisfundamental #shaq

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The Dog Breeder

The Orginal Ad:

My conversation with the ad poster:

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One of the funniest pictures I've ever seen.

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Sunday lunch. #rightneardabeach #Papayasalad spicy&sour #shrimp #beer #musiconblast #lifeisgood #thankful #blessed

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How the hell am I supposed to teach a class looking like this?? #thailandproblems #thailand #rainseason (Taken with Instagram at The Little Beach Town, Ban Phe)

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That wasnt me in that last picture it was somebody that got f*cked up! At the suggestion of @1flyrican here's how the cut came out. The barber spoke less English than i did Thai but we understood each other and he hooked me up. If you're ever in Ban Phe go see Neung! #fresh (Taken with Instagram at The Little Beach Town, Ban Phe)

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Just to clarify why I was so scared of the barber shop.. I tried finding one on google and THIS was the result of my search. (Taken with Instagram)

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The combined cash total of me @its_youngc and @flyyguyy1987 after #vegas lmao we were dumbasses but I wouldnt have had it another way #tbt (Taken with Instagram)

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I've wrestled with a tiger, been chased by wild monkeys, eaten big ass bugs but this is the place that scares me the most... 🙏please don't let them f*** up my line! Why the hell is this dog in here?? #nervous #blackman #blackhair #nappy #thailand #barber #haircut #noenglish #getfresh #prayer (Taken with Instagram at The Little Beach Town, Ban Phe)