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AYYYOOOO.
The worst man you know is over here now bc he bitched at me until I gave him his own blog.
AYYYOOOO.
The worst man you know is over here now bc he bitched at me until I gave him his own blog.
Like he was shot from a sling, Angel stumbled forward-- away from the window, away from Valentino, heart pounding as he stared wide-eyed. Palm pressed to the wall, he barely managed to keep himself upright.
Teasing. Just teasing. He'd known, and he'd just-- Valentino knew how stupid he was being, and was just poking fun. Yeah. Just teasing.
Red hot anger curled deep in his gut, dampened and snuffed by shame. Valentino knew how much he didn't like storms, he should've been furious. He wanted to be furious. He wanted to kick and scream and cry and--
He didn't. Trembling hands reached out towards Valentino's outstretched ones, the nice hands, the ones that weren't cramming his face against the window, forcing him to face his fear in the worst possible way.
"That... that wasn't funny, Val--" Fear wavered his voice, and still, his body moved into those arms.
And Valentino's hands were so gentle this time around. They took the ones Angel bestowed to him and, not pulled, but simply lead him into his arms. The star's shaking form and trembling voice seemed to mean little to nothing to him, as there was still clear amusement in his expression. "Aw, I'm sorry, baby." Two hands cradled the spider's face, and he leaned down to kiss him right between the eyes. "It was just a joke. You can take a joke, can't you?"
Valentino's bottom pair of hands rubbed at Angel's hips; squeezed them, his thumbs running through where there was a slight concave in front of his hip bones. "I can make it up to you," he suggested. The moth's hands slipped back, cupping Angel's ass and giving it a squeeze before he slapped one of his palms down on Angel's behind. "Let's go up to my room. I can make you forget all about the little storm."
Trips over niffty and lands directly on @highstakcs
(U know what? Fuck u. *enlarges valentino* he's 10ft 8in now.)
He's got fluffy moth feet, if anyone is interested.
Them
(Should I move Valentino to a main blog?)
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Within seconds of the request, his shaking legs fold seamlessly, though he initially yelps at the sudden movement, it isn’t long before he starts moaning and writhing beneath the pin. Val always had a way of making him feel small, for better or for worse, being two meters tall didn’t exactly count him as small. However he is melting over the doll-like ease in which he’s moved and positioned.
His boss juts his hips, quick, brutal thrusts have him all but dripping in his arousal, heat curling in his gut as pleasure courses through him with each thrust. Grateful and desperate moans are instantly rewarded to the efforts, walls squeezing almost immediately as the wet noises amplified with each slap of the hips. “Hhngh- yesss..! Ru-uin me! Use me! Ngh! Val~ Don’t stop I’m so close!” When Val demands his mouth opens, anything even attempted to be muffled is out the window. Lustful cries and keens can’t be held back, nor can the tears welling in his eyes as intense sensations continue to build. A throaty groan is pulled from him, legs trying to wrap round the moth’s waist, his mouth falling open to be good and obey these orders in hopes for something nice in return.
Thick pink venom dripped from Valentino's tongue and down into Angel's willing mouth. "Swallow it," he demanded. He released Angel's face but not without giving him a firm little slap to the cheek. It was just something to give him extra boost, to get him all the more worked up, to make his insides even more sensitive as the Overlord pummeled them without mercy. He could feel the other's cunt squeeze around his length, and he'd been inside him more than enough times to know the signs of his impending orgasm- just the first of many, at least. Valentino never stopped at just one.
"You gonna cum, baby?" Valentino cooed, his hand now settling against Angel's throat. He wasn't choking him, not yet, but simply holding it there because sometimes the mere threat of it was more exciting than the act itself. "Fuck- do it. Cum on my cock, scream my fucking name." There was a quick repositioning of his knees before he slammed himself into Angel even harder than before. His wings splayed out behind him, batting once, the winds created strong enough to make anything around them unsettle.
Happy Val Day theyre in love with each other i like when the tall scary one throws the tv around 😍🥰😍🥰😍✨📺🦋✨
(Psspsspss. Hotel dweller writers. I'd love to write with y'all in my verse where it's enemies agreeing to help one another to take on an even bigger enemy. After Adam's death, Lucifer and Charlie know that Heaven is going to go all out, and no one is safe. And whether they like them or not, The Vees are very powerful. It gives me a reason for Valentino to be at the hotel without him wanting redemption.)
🐝 * ― 𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 / 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛ i can't stop thinking about you even when i try. ❜ ❛ every time i see you, it's like my heart skips a beat. ❜ ❛ i never realized how much i needed you until you weren't there. ❜ ❛ do you ever feel like there's something missing ... like a piece of your heart is somewhere else? ❜ ❛ i wish i had the courage to tell you how i feel. ❜ ❛ if only you knew how much you truly mean to me. ❜ ❛ do you ever wonder what it would be like if things were different between us? ❜ ❛ sometimes i wonder if you ever think about me the way i think about you. ❜ ❛ i had a lot of dreams about you recently. ❜ ❛ somehow, you're always on my mind. ❜ ❛ i think i've been in love with you since the day we met - scratch that, i know i've been in love with you since the day we met. ❜ ❛ my biggest wish is to hold you close and never let you go. ❜ ❛ all my life i've felt like a part of me was missing, but with you i've finally found it. ❜ ❛ you deserve better than who i am right now, but i'm gonna keep trying to become someone you do deserve. ❜ ❛ every time you smile at me, i get this flutter in my chest. ❜ ❛ do you think i'll ever be worthy of your love? ❜ ❛ i want to be the person to make you happy. the one person you can always come to with whatever you need. ❜ ❛ will we ever get another chance together? ❜ ❛ you were the best thing that's ever happened to me. ❜ ❛ my biggest regret is ever letting you go. ❜ ❛ i'm still in love with you ... and i honestly never stopped. ❜ ❛ when i wake up in the morning, you're the first person i want to see. ❜ ❛ every time i wake up, i check if you wrote me another message. ❜ ❛ i wish i could be as important to you as you are to me. ❜ ❛ it hurts when you don't talk to me like you used to. ❜ ❛ i miss everything about you, your touch, your laugh, your smile. i wish i could have that back. ❜ ❛ i want to fall asleep wrapped in your arms. ❜ ❛ hold me closer; i always feel safer when you're with me. ❜ ❛ there's so much i wish i was able to tell you. ❜ ❛ i know things aren't easy right now, but i want to remain a fixture in your life. after all, you're one in mine. ❜ ❛ i miss the way you always made me smile. ❜ ❛ you're the reason i keep holding on. ❜ ❛ maybe we're supposed so to remain a case of 'right person, wrong time' forever. ❜ ❛ if only you knew how i feel about you. ❜ ❛ i'm yearning to hold your hand in mine. ❜ ❛ i think you are the one for me, and i hope one day i'll be the one for you, too. ❜ ❛ do you think i'll ever become more than a friend to you? ❜ ❛ my heart belongs to you, always and forever. ❜ ❛ my first instinct is to protect you, no matter the cost. ❜ ❛ i've been thinking about us a lot lately. ❜
Alessio felt his body press back into the chair as his head was thrown back. His head snapping back a bit giving him a slight headache, minor in comparison to the bruise forming on his face. The air filled with faint ringing, being heard Valentinos enraged yelling.
Barely getting a chance to orient himself for even a second he was being shaken aggressively. Once Valentino stopped, his head was hurting.
Bad.
It'd make Valentino look bad. Disrespect in this sort of space led to issues, Crimson had the same policy, kill anyone who disrespected him. He kept a surprisingly straight face as his face was assaulted again by those sharp claws. He managed to press himself away from Valentino as his tie and buttons were undone. He held his breath tight in his lungs.
He wasn't surprised nor really relieved that Valentino didn't want to kill him, he was very wary. He didn't get a chance to ask much after learning that he had the Overlord's favor.
Alessio had gotten a lot of injuries over the years, but all were just cuts and one or two bullet wounds. His entire body jerked back and pressed against the chair, his eyes widening and then shut tightly as he let out a sound of distress that died into a hiss of pain. The pain felt more intense than the battery he was getting, maybe because he was already considerably disoriented and dazed from the abuse and strain his body had been through.
Regardless, he actually started to get clammy, the tension in his body wavering from the sudden knee-jerk reaction.
"...No... I don't." He didn't have much thought towards how wary he sounded. He felt he was going to deeply regret saying he didn't want to die.
The back of Alessio's chair was grabbed and yanked around as if he weighed nothing. He turned the Greed Shark so he could properly face him as he sat himself up on the dressing room's vanity. The cigarette butt was flicked carelessly at the other's face. "I didn't think so," he cooed. "So, while I watched your friends' viscera get cleaned off my studio floor, I was thinking- what could you do for me, that would make me feel better? Make me feel more secure about our business dealings."
Another cigarette was found from within the folded over wings, but so was something else; a rolled-up piece of parchment paper that had a strange aura of hot pink emanating from it. "You were out for a while, so I had plenty of time to write something up." His smoke was priority here, over Alessio's anticipation, he lit it before rolling out the contract before his captive. "You soul, baby. You soul in exchange for letting you live." He says it as if it were so simple and easy, a little amused chuckle rising from his lungs as pink smoke slowly drifted from between bared teeth.
"Take your time and read it, because my contracts are absolute." After all, Vox had always taken to helping him write them out and there was no one more thorough and air-tight about his deals than that one. Valentino let go of the contract but somehow it remained suspended in the air before Alessio, and he oh so casually leaned himself back against the surface he sat upon; one leg crossing up over the other. "And if you're worried that I'm going to put your cunt on camera, you can relax-- I could, if I wanted to. But that's not what I have in mind. I simply want a more concrete assurance that you fucking Hellborns aren't getting brave back in your haven of Greed."
(Talking to Greed about how someone at Valentino's size and strength doesn't need the anger issues he has. He's the "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN" type but he'll throw a whole desk at your face at the same time.)
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