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[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[veemarkki]

What if Lucifer never tempted Eve? What if Eve saw Lucifer one day, thought he was hot and wanted to know more about him. Well, what better way to learn than eating from the tree of knowledge. I think people forget that Eve and Adam may not have been created with sin but they were still human. They were still curious and had free will to make their own decisions. So, when Eve ate from the tree of knowledge, the sin was disobeying God which (even in the original story) would have been her choice. Meaning, that maybe, Eve and Adam always had the capacity to defy God and therefore sin. So sin didn't come from the tree of knowledge, the awareness and shame through the gained knowledge just made them realize they could rebel/sin against God. So, what if Lucifer was just the reason Eve ate from the tree of knowledge and not the one who convinced her to eat from it. That would mean that God probably: facepalmed when Eve chose to eat from ONE tree he told them not to eat from, turned to his angels and was like "Kay'. I'm gonna need someone to go and watch over all the dead bad people and oversee their eternal punishments because this bitch couldn't obey the ONE RULE that I had." And maybe Lucifer, feeling guilty for being the reason Eve wanted the knowledge from the tree of knowledge in the first place, volunteered and was like "I'll do it. I feel kind of bad since the bitch did it just because she saw me." As for all the Heavenly War stuff, what if that's just human made because we couldn't understand why anyone would want to run hell after being in heaven. And Eve, not wanting to take the blame for everything, just said that the angel she saw was actually a snake and tricked her into eating from the tree of knowledge (I am not calling it an apple, we don't even fucking know if it was an apple people, it was just called the Tree of Knowledge). I mean, we already know that the bible can be altered and rewritten and then believed as truth, that's why we have so many different Holy Scriptures, denominations of churches, and even entirely different religions that still believe in the "One true God" and all that jazz. So, it's possible.

*shrugs* I don't know man. These are just my shower thoughts and I wanted to share and give someone an existential crisis of faith.

[mwphisto]

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW

[mwphisto]

RE-UPLOADED THEM IN 4K FOR Y’ALL RAAHHHHH 🦅🦅

[veemarkki]

After Sylus' new myth and the new caleb card that is coming out I am convinced that Infold reads all of our fanfiction because *points dramatically at vampire sylus and sexy caleb covered in bite marks* so, yeah, they read they listen and I thank the good universe every day that Infold does

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[veemarkki]

Okay so my sarcastic pessimistic ass doesn't really like the whole "I can change him troupe." most of the time I'm just like "girl he's gonna be shitty so just leave him to be shitty on his own." But I do have my one exception, as we all do when it comes to hot people, and that exception is Dottore. Because goddamn it that man is fine as hell and if I could just get on his good side I'd ask him to waltz with me while the world burns behind us. Anyways, I'm a freak. It's fine.

[veemarkki]

Heroes

The crowd cheers, the demon's fate is sealed gold cascades down bloody armor yet no holes show from whence it came bondless honor bestowed upon the false heroes who march through streets of cheering for their feats yet quiet lies the outskirts and gold fades to bone, armor to black, and helmet to veil feasts are for the honored while the victims starve just to feed the corpses left walking after war's end yet not a soul grieves the lost, too busy showering gold on those who barely fought do you know a hero? Do you know their names? No. Because they're all in their graves.

[veemarkki]

The fountain water came in a stream from her eyes, a haunting expression not quite matching the flowery scenery that surrounded the fountain. The man beside you comes forward, placing a gentle hand on your waist. "Ah, I see you've taken an interest my father's favorite fountain." You tilt your head up at him, his father's. You look back at the fountain, a woman kneeling with her hands held out and sword plunged through her chest. A sorry sight amongst the other angelic fountains glittering with blue water and scattered about the royal gardens. The man beside you grins sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck with hand not currently holding you close by the waist.

"Actually, I'm not entirely sure if it really is his favorite. I just see him here a lot. Especially after my mother was banished. I even once caught him crying while he rested his head in the lap of the statue." You glance back up at him. "Who is she?" The man beside you, a prince, freezes. "I-" Stuttering as he spoke. "I'm not sure." He answered you. "I've tried asking my father and even some of the older maids and knights but no one will tell me. All my father would say to me was that she was the right choice dressed in a black cloak." You frown, confusion taking hold of your expression. The prince beside you laughs. "Yeah, that was my reaction as well." He pauses, glancing down at you for a moment when a hopeful glint passes through his amber eyes, the same eyes as his mother.

"You could try asking him though. He might answer you. He seems to favor you, for whatever reason." The words come out sheepish and you balk at his audacity. How could a father love his daughter-in-law more than his own son? But you nod anyways, thinking it over skeptically. The man beside you clears his throat. "Well, I should head back in. There are still a few nobles who wish to have an audience with me." He tenderly kisses the side of your head before turning, his slowly slipping like feathers from your waist.

You look back up at the statue, pondering over its presence. "She doesn't look sad. That's the eerie part." Thoughts only meant to be whispered in the corner of your mind slip out and they are affirmed by a sudden voice behind you. "She wasn't." Turning, you see the king. Old in age and eyes lifting sadly to her face.

Your eyes are wide as the king approaches, not looking at you for even a moment. "She was happy that day. She smiled as I stab the sword through her chest. She even begged me for it when I asked for her last words." The king looks down, closing his eyes in solemn regret. "She was right but no one believed her. Not even me. If I could go back, I would believe every word she spoke to me. Even if it sounded like a lie I would believe her if time were to go back."

"Did you love her?" The question carries to the king's ears like the wind. "Not then. But now." He says before turning round once more to the shadows from whence he came. "Do not believe that every pretty flower is a rose. Because real roses are not sweet and they draw blood from those who try and pick them. I mistook the blood she drew from me and cruelty instead of just her personality. And I mistook a poisonous spider for a pink flower." His voice cripples as he hobbles away.

You stare after him wondering, who could have possibly been this maiden. Smiling at death yet built to cry for it now.

[veemarkki]

Genshin Impact's Scam!

Ya'll I just did maths for genshins top-up crystal stuff (because I'm world level 9 and AR58 and most of my regions are 100% explored and I don't get shit primos anymore) and it's a fucking scam. Okay, so you know how hoyo started listing out how much each wish would cost? Well, it takes into account the little bonus crystals they give us! Which means that the price they say we pay for each individual wish is a lie! We are actually still paying for those "bonus" crystals. Lemme show my maths real quick:

1980+260=2240 : 2240/160=14 : 29.99/14=2.1421...

The 260 is the "bonus" they give us for the 29.99 dollar packet, 2.15 is what they say we pay per wish, 2.1421... is what the calculator says is the actual devised amount. And it works the same way with the other packets as well (I don't really feel like showing the other packets because...typing out math hurts my brain but believe me, I did the maths on my calculator.) Now, let me show you what you'd actually be paying per wish if the "bonus" was truly a "bonus" we didn't have to pay for (also 160 is how many primos it takes to make a wish and 160 crystals=160 primos):

1980/160= 12.375 : 29.99/12.375=2.4234.....

The "bonus" only allows hoyo to make it look cheaper than it actually is. ALSO! In case any of you were wondering, I did do maths on the tax that they give us, it's 8% tax just to let ya'll know.

Now, here's where the problem lies, because each "bonus" gets bigger with the dollar amount you pay, hoyo can say you are "paying less" for the wishes when in reality, the crystals that you intended to buy (without the bonus) are actually getting more expensive rather than cheaper since the "bonus" goes up. My brain was braining really hard on this one. Don't know if anyone cares but yeah, here's the maths. I did more math to like double check and make sure that the prices of wishes were indeed going up the more you paid for them, and it confirmed it. Let me show you:

3280+600=3880 : 3880/160= 24.25 : 49.99/24.25= 2.06144...

Hoyo lists it as 2.07 per wish but you get the jist. Now, watch this:

3280/160= 20.5 : 49.99/20.5= 2.438536

THE FUCKING NUMBERS WENT UP! Are you kidding me! I mean, it's like a on cent difference BUT STILL. We are paying for those "bonus" crystals and we are paying more (by a cent) each wish that we make!

Sorry, maybe I'm just stupid and everyone already knew this but I had to share my maths and my anger. Anyways, good luck Zhongli pullers!

[vyxenisl0st]

[veemarkki]

For good luck on my Zhongli pulls!

[veemarkki]

for my youtube, don't mind me. the screenshots in game are too big to transfer straight to youtube so I do this so I can download it and use it for youtube.

[importantcatpics]

[veemarkki]

Hopefully this'll work. Want to download it for my youtube channel.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

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[pothos-prince]

So I can find this later.

[veemarkki]

Looks like even before the internet writers were still finding ways to make sure their darkest shut was accurate.

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[supreme-leader-stoat]