I like robots a little too much

An nsfw sideblog just to reblog stuff I personally like so it doesn't get lost to time *side eyes tumblr's system*

[veemopapyrus]

Bruh I just had a dream where there was a 9-game series where you could fuck different types of monsters and even have the monsters fuck each other. There were uncensored on-screen visuals and everything and now I'm DEVASTATED that they don't existttttt

[miuspam]

Rodimags sketch… full under th cut

Yeah.

[veemopapyrus]

Ratchet is a service top because my dreams keep telling me so.

[vinuaei]

"A new image passes through your mind and it's Soundwave in between your thighs staring at you with your fluids all over his face and mouth."

Based on this ask I got!

Actually kinda proud that this took only a few hours of rendering considering I don't have a proper rendered style yet! + overusing a new brush I got, and yes, the sketch is supposed to be there — if you can actually see it.

W/o fluids ver under the cut.

[vinuaei]

"Another vision passes, now it's you riding him as he laid under you, covering his face but his visor... is gone."

A drawing of my own fic this time!

Hyperfixations are crazy bc what do you mean im still drawing mecha when it physically pains me to do so?

[vinuaei]

"Nah he doesn't look like that" soundwave snippet hit smth

Of course you've never seen his face. Why are you So Sure that the image in your mind is correct? Got yourself questioning why, why these perverse images of sounders there's just this natural "Yeah that's him"

The self questioning would be so real. Meanwhile still oblivious to the fact these images are being planted in your head? Delicious

(Srry i got neuron activation at this thought)

Even without actually seeing Soundwaves face, there's a small voice in the back of your head telling you that it IS Soundwave. Every time you doubt yourself another vision of his face would pop up, more detailed, with an expression that you could never imagine Soundwave would make.

That small voice would become louder and louder, almost begging, almost desperate. Sometimes it's yours, sometimes it's deeper, more masculine, almost like Soundwave's without the filter. It keeps convincing you to believe what you see in your mind, telling you that he's yours. You almost feel crazy — the visions and voices becoming clearer the closer Soundwave is.

As much as Soundwave wants show you his face just to bring you peace, it's an admission of guilt, is it not? To show you his face means he knows your dilemma and expose the perverted use of his abilities.

He enjoys seeing your face contort into shame, knowing that all you can think about is HIM.

[vinuaei]

Soundwave would be the type to project his thoughts to you while in strategic meeting with the decepticons

Warning: MDNI

Honestly yes!! And since he's too focused on doing such a thing, he's recording the meeting to scroll through later to understand what happened during the meeting. Though the recording was for the meeting, the camera slowly drifted from Megatron and the others to your face. In the middle of him recording, it also zoomed in a little bit closer to your face as he noticed the change in your expressions as another lewd image passes through your mind. He thinks it's cute how much you're trying to not to show any indication that you are seeing his perverted thoughts. Though he is not any better, he really does want to fuck you on Megatron's throne in front of the others...

[vinuaei]

yandere soundwave food is soooo deeliicious

him projecting his thoughts onto human reader thinking "hmm, surely they'll notice my intentions and feelings, and will reciprocate it :)" but human reader's freaking out cus "wtf. what. wtf did these come from???" And the fact that soundwave is watching them intensely and silently (and.. trembling abit for some reason..) but like they didn't know it was HIS thoughts so they can only think "holy shit. he can read minds shit shit" and to avoid awkward situation they just left and he goes ":(" but can't go after you 'cause. ehm. something he has to take care of first

READER GETTING THE VISION OF SOUNDWAVE WITHOUT HIS VISOR & THE TEARS STAINS ON HIS FACEhHGFSVHXHWJJRAAAAAAAAHHHHJAAJH

YOU GET ITTTTT!!! There's so many ways to play with Soundwave's telepathic abilities, and so many ways he could use it as a weapon against us VIA manipulating our thoughts. Wouldn't it be terrifying for him to slowly and surely change every thought we had and making it about him?

AUGH THE VISOR THING! Imagine the Seeker trine or some other Decepticons having a debate about what Soundwave looks like under his mask and they're listing off what they would think he looks like and you're just like, "Nah he doesn't look like that."

They just look at you with a raised optic ridge and asked you how he looks like and how you know what he looks like but then... A new image passes through your mind and it's Soundwave in between your thighs staring at you with your fluids all over his face and mouth. You had to run away again when you felt Soundwave's presence behind you.

[vinuaei]

Transformers Valveplug Idea: Soundwave.

Hm...Playing with his telepathic abilities... All I can think about is Soundwave randomly sending his lewd visions to you, making it seem like YOU were the one who was thinking about him. But no, it's actually HIS debauched thoughts that he projects onto you.

One minute you'll think about what you're going to do, the next thing your thoughts are filled with you being railed against the wall, drooling and fucked out. Once you finally get your bearings, you notice that Soundwave is in the room with you, calm and collected. You might just seeing things but his breathing seems heavier, hunched over whatever he's working on, yet his visor is slightly pointed towards you as if trying to gauge your reactions. Weirdly enough though, his presence was sudden, you didn't even realize he was there until you saw him.

Another vision passes, now it's you riding him as he laid under you, covering his face but his visor... is gone. You can actually see his optics staring at where you both are connected, tears of pleasure falling down his faceplate. You feel ashamed of your lewd thoughts, scolding yourself for daring to think about your co-worker? Friend? Like that.

You stiffly exit the room, not wanting to embarrass yourself in front of Soundwave. As you do, you swear you heard a small whimper from him, but you thought of it as nothing before swiftly leaving.

If you had the ability to read minds, you would have seen more of those visions, and his inner monologue is similar to yours, the shame and embarrassment... But there's also a twinge of thrill at the thought of you perhaps realizing that all of those visions that you saw came from him and will now confront him and maybe something would happen. But no... unfortunately it doesn't seem so. Of course, he couldn't help but whimper in disappointment when you started walking away. He would have followed you but the slick threatening to trail down his thighs stops him from stalking behind you.

...It's always the quiet ones I swear.

[absoluteminimum]

POV: you decided to open up that sh0ckw4v3 livestream

[absoluteminimum]

POV: you're watching a science lecture being streamed on OnlyCons and you decide to check out the chat moderator's channel

[absoluteminimum]

Precisely the reactions I was hoping for

[absoluteminimum]

I think it's something along the lines of 'Perceptor actually enjoys the banter with his most active chatter when Brainstorm isn't being obnoxiously horny (which is always)'. They have gotten into many a spirited debate that is cut short by Brainstorm saying something like 'god you're so hot when you're mad we should fuck about it' and Perceptor promptly banning him for an hour.

Also, Shockwave thinks it's a bit entertaining to see his online colleague and intellectual peer be some fool simp's personal E-girl, and he's got a spreadsheet analyzing Perceptor's reactions

[happygriff]

You are taking TF1 nsfw requests? Could we get D-16 getting his pussy ate please? Poor boy needs a little tlc

I bet D-16 whimpers so cute when hes getting ate 🥺

[nira-mirror]

Midnight snack

[sealightblue]

having a ride~

gotta try out that t-cog upgrade 🙏‼️

@pompadourrguy

[sealightblue]

once in a lifetime orion got his turn and made good use of that chance

[xmo-rmon]

“Inseminary”

or “Lockpick to the Priesthood” or “Come Unto Me” or “Pearl Necklace of Great Price” or “Faith is Like a Little Seed”

Authentic stolen holy text, Near Clear silicone, gold pigment.

I went to the mormon church’s website, looked up their views on homosexuality, noted the scriptures they referenced, ripped them by hand out of the bible and book of mormon I stole from their chapel, and then mixed them into a silicone dildo of my own design like confetti. A dildo which will of course be used for homosexual purposes (with non-lubricated condoms and water based lube, for safety).

I’ve wanted to try dildo making for literally over a decade. I don’t have any fancy equipment like a 3D printer or a vacuum chamber, I made the sculpt by hand, and I fucked up a lot along the way, but all that being said I’m proud of what I was able to accomplish and I learned a lot. I put in more gold than I meant to, but honestly, it was meant to represent scripture’s gilded edges, and as it turned out, it looks really beautiful or quite filthy depending on the lighting, which feels entirely appropriate for scripture.

It was hard to read all of those verses. But as I tore them up I bathed them in the intention to take words that were meant to inflict queer pain wherever they go, and say “Actually, I pull those words out when I want some queer pleasure.” Build joy where they want you to have it the least.

Read about/donate to the Timpanogos tribe, for whom brigham young sent out an “extermination order”

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[leucanella]

hey everyone. sniles so sneetly