You had me at "tacos"

Ham / 29 / cishet-m / I still have a lot to learn.

[skygrl]

yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti

[imagine-my-otp]

@veganham

Me

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[decadentdayne]

Dear onion

[everythingfox]

(Source)

[muddaisy]

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can't loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]

[empressofthelibrary]

[sedlex]

[teatops]

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

[shitpostinguniverse]

[batsghoulsandghosties]

I drew a comic of the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me while playing among us. It was me, five of my friends, two randos (yellow and black) and this guy Pupu. He did not speak much English, called an emergency meeting to tell us he loved us, and in one round did THIS. We still have no idea how he knew, as Jacob hadn’t killed anyone and we had only been playing for 15 seconds. I miss you Pupu you absolute madlad

[babyanimalgifs]

“Whoa, check out Dave’s stick” 

(Source)

[justcatposts]

“Our 3 week old rescue likes to nuzzle extra close and I couldn’t be happier“ 

(Source)

[wellamarke]

the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

why are you like this

[wellamarke]

the way i am i will admitte makes little sence: i am a twitte. but who is werce- the crazy gal or she who kepes her as a pal?

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

why must you

[wellamarke]

i must becos this simpel meme is now my lyf, my waking dreme. if i should try to speke in prose the cow appears:

he liks my nose.

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

are you kidding me

[wellamarke]

i kid yu not. i shall not tire. to rime this way is my desire. the world may bern or floode insted: but i’ll be here to lik some bred.

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

please stop

[wellamarke]

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

even your tags were in lik the bred format

i give up

this post has killed me

[wellamarke]

just yesterday the words above were sed by jess who has no love  for any childe made up of rime. she may yet change. i’ll give her tyme. 

[littlescratches]

Tags courtesy of @gehayi

[frikiskrew]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[dredsina]

I think I'm gonna try that infinite chocolate hack now. I think it might work today

[anxietyproblem]

[memeuplift]