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𝄞⨾𓍢ִ ໋ 𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི ⋆｡˚ ✩

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

[wplantations]

[velisaure]

i have a crush and it’s ruining my life

[velisaure]

i got the ick

[velisaure]

it’s back

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[fromhersoul]

[hauntedhunted]

kiss this babey

[impishthing]

[velisaure]

do you ever watch a video depicting genuine human connection and feel such a profound sense of love and longing that you realize there is light on the other side of this

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[quietsuggestion]

intertwine your fingers with mine and tell me it’ll be okay

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[remanence-of-love]

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this new trend of people pointing out inconsistencies and weird logic in video games out of love and interest instead of smart guy snark.

Like look at this waterfall. It’s flowing the wrong way. Isn’t that fascinating? Someone put that there. I like looking at it.

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.