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Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

devakitty

My suck or fuck response kicked in

hack-from-kirby-64

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

userfish

thatlavendergremlin

Galaxies are yurinating...

spotforme

don't say it like that

internetgreatesthits

mono-red-menace

unknown-but-existing

i feel like this is more funny

akashicrecord

Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet

eerieviri

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

pukicho

Pukicho youre one of the small tumblr users. Youre so niche. Youre like a shiny pokemon. Nobody knows who you are.

That’s what they all say. They call me the little niche one. The little niche who could.

dimetrodone

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

depsidase

bioethicists

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

thecolorofthegame

knownqueerbaiter

i’m having an affair with Open in New Tab

great-tweets

We just knew.

awed-frog

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

yougetsomekisses

larkiethings

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures