This is not the joy that I wished for.

Grace | 32 | Puerto Rican

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[fandaniel]

[lonely-dog-draws]

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[weantuniverse]

[priestessofmissouri]

tumblr is so intimate like… i do not act like this around people i know…

[kristina100000]

i love when i am drinking water and some of it spills on my shirt and i dont really react.. i dont give a fuck anymore to be real with U

[artificore]

fem farmer x haley !!

sdv farmer icon comms thru dms (twt or insta) so feel free to drop a dm if you're interested :D i wanna draw more farmer x bachelor/ette fanart uaaa

[hirvi]

Haley fell asleep while soaking up the sun of the Ginger island🌻

[saydada]

some bachelors and bachelorettes i drew :D

[charlotteblocker]

Haley x Farmer 😌 good luck babe💕

[charlotteblocker]

Haley x Farmer 😌 good luck babe💕

[hirvi]

Stay still! Haley is about to take her best photo

(had to reupload it sorry!!!)

[22nd]

Ms paint furry vent art but with orcs

[22nd]

[byjove]

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

id go to like, an olive garden

[dragoncarrion]

you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day

[spengs]

[kpiva]

my wife and my wife's wife