yikes;💖

im bi (that’s short for bitch)

[oneheadtoanother]

[389]

t.a.t.u. 2005

[rebeldyke]

bring back real queerbaiters

[hotvampireadjacent]

[toadkisses]

my grandma thinks moo deng is very cute and said someone should give a pygmy hippo “lots of coffee and cigarettes” so that it “stays that small forever”

[girltown420]

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

[pukicho]

fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit

That's one guy, you fucking shit

[cannastop-deactivated20240304]

[nonamehorse]

good for her

[flankout]

good for her

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

[brucebocchi]

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

[egirlbutternubs]

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

[karnalesbian]

[themakeupbrush]

Oscar de la Renta

[bunjywunjy]

sometimes you will see something so beautiful you will be moved to tears. occasionally this something will be a restroom.

this is just life.

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[gaucheguy]

[manic-bricky-nightmare]

He would do numbers on tumblr

[blogofreverence]

I kknow youre talking about if he had his own blog but I tjink itz important to acknowledge that this man is consistently doing numbers on tumblr. Liek fucking constantly

[phemiec]

Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

[superkursunaskr]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[amateur]