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” ——— Wh —? Oh - my - God… No way.”
”Nellie? How — how are you?”
"I am absolutely wonderful! How about you?"
"How’s everything here in Scranton?"
" ------ Good to hear! I am... Great. Fantastic, really."
"Scranton? Oh, it's beyond dull. How 'bout things with you, what're you --... What're you doing here?"
+5 entered the conference room.
” ——— Well, Charlie DeLacey, welcome to the office where ambitions are crushed before your very eyes, and your hope is turned to dust.”
”Run while y’can, kid. Otherwise, you’ll be here ‘til you croak.”
"You can rest easy, Jim Halpert. I’m just here to pick up some invoices and talk to a salesman about paper stuff."
" ------ Well that's good."
"But, for you, not so much -- unfortunately, Ms. DeLacey, I will be your salesman. And I will have to talk about paper stuff. So, uh -- shall we begin?"
+asyou--wish entered the conference room.
" ------ Well, hello there, Signor 'Stache..."
"What can I do for you today, huh? I take it you're not here for manilla card-stock, so... How 'bout I hook you up with 40 coloured reams, mmh?"
+5 entered the conference room.
” ——— Well, Ana Le Fay, I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s debatable.”
”Wait, you want a job… Here? Huh. Right, well, uh… Yeah, we have a couple of vacancies. Receptionist, sales representative, accountant… But don’t worry — they’re all as dull as each other.”
“——Yes. Is that so odd? I’ve only just moved here so I need something to pay the rent. I’ve been a receptionist back in England, I have my CV here or resume or whatever it is that you call it here.”
" ------ Well, considering this is where ambition comes to die... Yeah, it's pretty odd."
"Well, I will take that resume, and grant you an interview. Because your accent is cool, and you totally look qualified. And -- uh --, I don't wanna do any of my paperwork."
+awesomenarddog entered the conference room.
” ——— Hey, whoah, c’mon, dude, that’s… That’s not cool. True, but not cool.”
”I’m not, uh —… I’m not gonna do that, man.”
”Alright big tuna, I’m not here to force you into anything.”
“So, wanna do something after work? I’m thinking of bowling, but honestly I’m cool with anything. Just trying to avoid going home early… a depressing and empty home.”
" ------ Bowling?"
"For real? You're -- a grown man, and you're, uh... You're going bowling? Well, I'm in. I am absolutely in."
+5 entered the conference room.
” ——— Well, ‘s your lucky day, cause it looks like this is gonna pay for itself. What d’you need clothes for, anyway? Y’look pretty dapper to me…”
"Oh- thank you."
"I need them for my nest."
" ---- You --... Nest?"
"Another nutcase. Just what we need right now, man."
+5 entered the conference room.
” ——— Well, Andrew, for twenty bucks, I’d be more than happy to get you some.”
”Mustard yellow okay for you?”
"Twenty-? Oh no, that’s a shame." He frowned a little. "I haven’t any money."
" ------ Well, 's your lucky day, cause it looks like this is gonna pay for itself. What d'you need clothes for, anyway? Y'look pretty dapper to me..."
+5 entered the conference room.
” ——— Jim Halpert, pleasure to meet you.”
“Welcome to Dunder Mifflin — where dreams come to die.”
"Charlie DeLacey!"
"Wow, okay, I know you were probably joking when you said that, but this actually looks like one of the most depressing places in the world. You have my condolences."
" ------ Well, Charlie DeLacey, welcome to the office where ambitions are crushed before your very eyes, and your hope is turned to dust."
"Run while y'can, kid. Otherwise, you'll be here 'til you croak."
+soufflegirlxclara entered the conference room.
” ——— In which case, welcome to the land of the free, and the world of the discriminative and narrow-minded — ‘s a beautiful place to be.”
”But I’d be more than happy to help you find your way around. Anywhere you need to go, specifically?”
"Hmm. Yeah. Sounds wonderful.”
[Eye roll of sarcasm.]
"I need to find an airport."
" ------ Hey, don't expect me to sugarcoat it."
"What, you're leaving already? Not even gonna stay for a half hour? It's not that bad..."
tHAT MOMENT WHERE YOU’RE READING A REPLY AND YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP FOR A SECOND IN AWE WONDERING HOW THE HELL YOU GOT SO LUCKY TO WRITE WITH SUCH AN AMAZING, TALENTED PERSON
+2 entered the conference room.
" ------ Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin Paper."
"What can I do for you today?"
It's Sexual Sunday. You have open permission to harass the fuck out of my muse. Go nuts!
+5 entered the conference room.
" ------ Jim Halpert, pleasure to meet you."
"Welcome to Dunder Mifflin -- where dreams come to die."
+soufflegirlxclara entered the conference room.
” ——— Well, Clara, Clara Oswald, you’re at Dunder Mifflin Paper, in Scranton Pennsylvania. In America. Y’know… On Earth.”
"Oh… oh okay. I guess it’s good to know I’m on Earth. Uhh, never been to America before. D’you mind helping me find me way around?"
" ------ In which case, welcome to the land of the free, and the world of the discriminative and narrow-minded -- 's a beautiful place to be."
"But I'd be more than happy to help you find your way around. Anywhere you need to go, specifically?"
+1
"Jim? Is it really you?"
" ------ Wh --? Oh - my - God... No way."
"Nellie? How -- how are you?"
{ ƒαιтнƒυℓтσмσяﻭαηα’ѕ ƒσℓℓσωєя ﻭινєαωαу }
NOTE;
This is somewhere I never thought I’d be. I made Mordred having no real high expectations for him, and thanks to the people who follow me, who interact with me and Mordred, that has been changed forever. This giveaway is nothing compared to what you all have done for me over the past year and a half —- this blog has changed my life, and due to everyone here I’ve become a better writer, blogger and person. I owe you all so, so much, so I hope this little thing can give you something in return.
To end this, I want to give you all a huge, huge thank you. For everything you’ve done; whether it be a kind word, a greeting, or even just for putting up with me. It hasn’t gone unnoticed.
THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE;
Even if you’re not on this list, please know that I love each and every one of you. All of you make my dash and day worthwhile, but these are the people who I look up to, talk to everyday, and just overall enjoy either as a writer or a person, or both.
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THE GIVEAWAY;
THIRD; —— Ten gif icons. —— One link promotion. —— A thread of your choosing. SECOND; —— Twenty gif icons. —— One link promotions, one banner promotion. —— A thread of your choosing. —— A follow if I’m not already doing so. FIRST; —— Thirty gif icons. —— Two banner promotions. —— A thread of your choosing. —— A handwritten letter from Mordred to your muse - you MUST be w i l l i n g to give me your address for this. —— A follow if I’m not already doing so.
THE RULES;
—— There will be three winners. No more, no less. —— You MUST be following me. I will check. —— It’d be nice if you didn’t unfollow after the giveaway, but it won’t bother me if you do. —— No likes, only reblogs. —— This must reach at least twenty notes for it to be valid. —— You can reblog as often as you want, just don’t flood the dash with it. —— This will last until 09/04/2014. (April.)
—- Hannah.
+5 entered the conference room.
” ——— Hey, Jim Halpert — good to meet you.”
“Now, no offence, but you don’t exactly look like you’re here to buy paper. So, what can I do for you today?”
"It’s nice to meet you too, Jim." He smiled. "You can call me Andrew."
"I’m looking for some clothes."
" ------ Well, Andrew, for twenty bucks, I'd be more than happy to get you some."
"Mustard yellow okay for you?"
