My body's sweet like sugar venom

“It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” ― Marilyn Monroe

[fairytales-arent-real-here]

[anthony-samaniego]

sugar hi  instagram

[veneno-de-azucar]

so satisfying

[childmagazine]

[kushandwizdom]

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[equona]

[veneno-de-azucar]

I got so much procrastinating done today! #finals (at UCLA LGBT Campus Resource Center)

[veneno-de-azucar]

Why do I get the feeling this caption has to be about the fight...anyways, #teamfloyd 🌻 (at Chipotle)

[veneno-de-azucar]

Absolutely perfect day with the absolute perfect person. #missyou #happylatebirthday #perfectdaylongneeded (at Sephora - South Coast Plaza)

[veneno-de-azucar]

We had to hold this pose for like 5 minutes. 🎥💰🔫📰🍺🚬💣🎥 (at Circus Circus Skyrise Hotel)

[tavets]

Take a stand. Rape is serious and a real issue.

[veneno-de-azucar]

Yes, I am constipated. Constipated indeed.

[veneno-de-azucar]

Little mermaid

[unclefather]

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

[prrrk03]

[setoshi-zombie]

[acidocasualidad]

[harlotofsatan]

I have never laughed so hard in my fucking life.

[hh-junior]

Perfect😂😂

[brazilshit]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

So last night we ran out of Toilet Paper. We improvised. This is college.

[twosidesofonemind-blog]

Survival of the fittest bitches. 

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

^ that’s the roomie

[suck-my-applesauce-deactivated2]

But this is really bad for plumbing

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

THIS IS WHY IM SO UPSET THIS GOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!!! MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF MESSAGES TELLING ME I FUCKED MY PLUMBING!!!! THIS WAS OVER A YEAR AGO!!!! THE PLUMBING GODS HAVE FORGIVEN ME!!!! I PROMISE!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO PLUMBING PRISON!!!! I’M A GOOD PERSON!!!!