The Sexbots Need Are Help Buddy

When I get sad I watch vine compilations and Oh boy I think I’ve watched all of them

[thebootydiaries]

*it starts raining*

me: yes

*lighting appears*

me: yES

*thunders explode*

me: YES

*raining intensifies*

me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[bayareamo-deactivated20190527]

may we attract people with genuine intentions.

[thepersonalquotes]

[crrocs]

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

[lizziemcswagger-deactivated2014]

[mitochondrial-matrix]

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

[gennyescsecsemo]

[redditfront]

[ossimatic]

[okayysophia]

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

[stability]

[deng-dong-deactivated20150421]

the gothest sentence in existence

[thebootydiaries]

favorite character: *smiles*

me: aw that's my baby

favorite character: *kills several people*

me: aw that's my homicidal baby

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

u ever catch a glimpse of ya self in a window n u like damn boi......

[barneyvevo]

when someone is flirting with your crush but you have pretend that you don’t care

[ehjaybones]

socks on Christmas

[thebootydiaries]

8 year old me: what the heck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

[catchymemes]

Risky boopness

[lastoneout]

Anyway Praying is still the fucking rawest come back song ever like Kesha DID that 

[lastoneout]

Like Praying is the equivalent of when at the end of Ever After Danielle told her step mother “I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment, and never think of you again. But you, I am quite certain, will think about me every single day for the rest of your life.” like that’s the level of power and grace in that song and god it’s breathtaking. 

[dennys]

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

[constructreese]