Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

I'm Sam! I love baseball, Bruce Springsteen, tomato pie, and everybody in this bar. I'm a big old dweeb. Not actually Peter Venkman.

[mockscreens]

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[oleskyfm]

[intothelore]

31 Days of Halloween — DRACULA (dir. Tod Browning / 1931)

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

[wishbow]

[tatooineknights]

I understand you’ve become quite a good pilot yourself.

[nightofthecreeps]

i have a type and it’s “man in brown suede jacket”

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[themarionette-theporcelaindoll]

'Self Portriat ', Robert Mapplethorpe, 1980 // Bill Hader for Interview Magazine 2014, Photography Jai Odell

[wardo]

Breaking Bad | Barry

[otus-bakkamoena]

[fosterreborn]

[bronweathanharthad-moved]

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

[eltonjohndenver]

[soundsof71]

Elton John on The Muppet Show, Episode 214, filmed October 1977, aired January ‘78 in the UK, February in the US, via muppet.wikia

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[iameverysparklywoman]

me whenever i pee: wow! just like in an indie movie…

[spacehunter-m]

@cubern

[thottielamottie]

i shit you not this is what my anxiety sounds like in my head

[ninenine-brooklyn]