the earth is square and jesus is a woman

my nickname in high school was "slime bitch"

[ventricosus]

hai

[speedlimit15]

horror movie where the protagonist only has an inhale activated vape as a light source

[speedlimit15]

oh

[rip-gloss]

hey can i call you back later my wife has zoomies and i need to take him for a walk

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS

Verdict: DENIED

[kalichnikov]

They were cooking with this interpretation actually

[aflo]

the dmv said fuck out of here with that weeb shit

[uglygirlstatus]

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[ventricosus]

i have two different dogs now here are my little scramples benny and jett

[ventricosus]

i didn't leave tumblr I just took a 4 year vacation <3 you would not believe how weird my life got though

[somergeist]

Not nothing, but rather a beginning 🍎

[punkjabi]

[butchniqabi]

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

twitter is dying slowly of a fatal disease….SAD! well i think we should put tik tok in a saw trap

[orteil42]

you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012

this website's hate mail game is insane

[polarcell]

i get the gleeful way some peeps on here are reacting to this twitter thing but like personally? i am watching the platform that i have been building my freelance career on for 7 years (and through which i have met most of my important collaborators and colleagues on) go up in flames and i am not feeling good about it!!! at all! :> i hope elon musk blows himself up next

[synnthamonsugar]

Twitter going into death throes overloading tumblr as people flee over here. like the tidal pull of a moon on the celestial body it orbits.

[newbabyfly]

[thebeefyvegetarian]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

[ventricosus]

hi