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friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

e-102

you’ are biased against my skull

tatzelwurming

i’m not having this argument again man

lakevida

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

lakevida

your majesty what is upppp

hotvampireadjacent

surskip

recently i was looking at the most downvoted posts on r/stoicism

felixcloud6288

Listening to a podcast

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felixcloud6288

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

kitsuleif

earhartsease

and that much ado? it's about nothing

prokopetz

It's always fun when an author claims their work contains no politics, because either they're blatantly lying, or they genuinely think they're telling the truth and you get a lot of insight into what assertions about human nature they regard as so obviously and self-evidently true as to lie outside the political sphere.

pukicho

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.

pukicho

what? why? :(

ashes2caches

transfem princess who likes to brag about the size of her penis to all of her maids. the maids have watched her shower enough times to know very well that she’s working with a one incher.