hello fire emblem fan. in front of you is an online comment praising a singular aspect of fire emblem fates. You must remain in front of the keyboard for ten minutes without writing a reply about how garbage fire emblem fates is, or else the bomb implanted in your stomach goes off. good luck
hello fire emblem fates fan. in front of you is a keyboard. you must write about how you like fire emblem fates without including the sentiment of "i know it's bad, BUT--" and pre-emptively apologizing for liking it, or bringing up any popular discourse talking points.
if you fail, i will be cutting off your arms. good luck.


















