Smells like teen spirit.

[aaaangel444]

[blondeaufond]

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This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.)

[visual-infinity]

[gee-whizzer]

Andrew Garfield invented acting, sorry, I don’t make the rules

[planet-motherfucker]

[gamecubewizard]

MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

[lovelybestfriend]

“Si los animales pudieran hablar, la humanidad lloraría.”

[y-o-u-r-lips-my-lips]

Deberíamos estar extintos

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

[nostrem]

you know that experiment in lilo in stitch that had like equal potential to stitch in every way but just ended up making sandwiches all the time instead? love that dude

[nostrem]

this guy

[kswhateverspace]

[80feetdeep]

I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN

[whileimstilldreaming]

@commandercorona 😂👌🏼

[nattrozanska-blog]

[des-ire]

text reads: this doesn’t compare to the feel of your skin

Whoa

always loved this

I’m in love with this

[fuckedyobitch666]

[panspy]

today i heard a girl say “it hot as the devils pussy out here” and since then i havent been the same

[una-estrella-fugaz]

los comments 😂 @unknown-variable

[lucylovesmemore]

This could easily get into Vogue

[theanti90smovement]

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

[theflavourofyourlips]

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

[thebibliosphere]

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

[karwais]

[noxiian-deactivated20140815]

This man was reported dead after he drowned in pussy that night