the rule of three.

demure.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[256gb]

they forgot to actually make the game

[gaycop]

bro I’ve been hyped for this one

[lesbianrey]

You are already rotting

this is THE funniest and scariest ask i’ve ever received thank you

[winfieldblue]

[sirenofthespectrum]

I pray to the universe to save this magical place I call home 🌈🦂🌈 there’s only 1 more month to book shoots or overnight stays @rainbowbathhouse 🦋 my lease is up in feb and I’m doing everything in my power to try to find a co-signer to buy this property but just in case it doesn’t go through please come visit what I spent 2 years creating ☯️ I’m so grateful for all your support throughout the years and have infinite gratitude for you all 🛸👽🛸 (at Rainbow Bath House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B46NFTLhI4x/?igshid=1fdtzavwtbl4r

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

[zippiestrock]

Op is he single

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

idk but i’m wondering if my guy would mind if i left him for a positively stunning clam

[untoxicated]

Date him to lull him into a false sense of security and Steal His Clam

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

Clam Theft Auto

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[akumeoy]

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

[heedra]

i love shrikes because they’re horrible little carnivores whose feeding habits are grim enough to earn then the nickname ‘butcherbird’ but they look like this

[destroymylife]

have a nice day :)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[stephonthemoon]

[kittens-jpeg-blog]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[dappermouth]

- Dog star, burning through a vast black sky -

In memory of Laika: a greater friend to mankind than mankind was to her.

[fallingforleavesandpumpkins]