Arts But No Farts

She/they pronouns , I’ll probably post art here? And character designs/ideas for whatever fandom comes to mind? Picrew used for profile: https://picrew.me/image_maker/137904

[dimsunstuff]

and this man has the audacity to say red doesn't suit him...

Don't think about any part of this too hard, it was supposed to be pose practice and then it turned into a crack what-if-ben-stayed-on-mandalore au. I do what I want.

Mando Kenobi is so fun tho, it's giving me ideas

[atlanticselkie]

I still think the funniest moment in the Star Wars fandom was when the Padawan book came out and confirmed Obi-Wan as bisexual. The Star Wars dude bros were so upset, they genuinely couldn’t fathom it.

“But— but- Satine!!” Yeah, bi people like women too, kinda how that works.

“But Jedi can’t have relationships!!” Then by that logic there are no straight Jedi either…

Also, they were acting like it was some sort of shock, or like it came completely out of nowhere. Obi-Wan is probably the fruitiest bitch in the galaxy. His ass was sat leg up in his council chair in his custom knee-high Prada boots while Windu was telling Anakin he couldn’t become a Master LMAO. There was so much chemistry in the combined five minutes that he was on screen with Cody that they became one of the most popular ships in this fandom. Disney confirming him as bisexual was just confirming what was already glaringly obvious. That man likes men. Y’all are just blind asf.

Edit because y’all still think I’m lying; The Padawan novel isn’t the only instance where Obi-Wan is implied to be Queer, in the ROTS novelization by Matthew Stover, when Palpatine hints towards Obi-Wan having an affair with a Senator, Anakin assumes it’s a “he” until Palpatine corrects him with “she”. This novel came out in 2005, he’s BEEN QUEER.

And to the people arguing for pansexuality, I get it, but the og actor for Obi-Wan, Alec Guinness, was bisexual. Let’s keep Obi-Wan’s sexuality as a tribute and not fight over it please.

[ahsokasloyalty]

I'm sorry, I know it's not the point but it cracks me up every single time when Palpatine is being meticulous and manipulative and mr. Hotshot Skywalker just isn't following because he is so ready to do something even if he doesn’t know what.

Palpatine: Your best friend is fucking a senator.

Anakin: This queer asshole? I mean probably. Who's the guy though? Gimme the gossip.

Palpatine: I'm trying to tell you your wife is cheating on you with your best friend/mentor/older brother figure, you idiot. Get on my level, you cannot trust them, they are traitors, do you understand me?

Also, raise a glass to Alec Guiness.

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!

[wily-art]

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

@blackkatmagic

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

[laelish]

They were left unsupervised for several days. Not sure what she thought was gonna happen.

[pigeon-princess]

Sir gallant is kinda.....

Sorry

*Takes you by the shoulders* You get it. Never apologise when you're speaking the truth on tumblr dot com! And what if I said I think I should lean into it more?? What if Gallant got more scary and more hot actually?

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[animentality]

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[verbaciouspunster]

Northwest USA, Dragonball z

[sunnnmothhh]

Lightning round!

I couldn't miss an opportunity to make epic geological phenotypes for eridians:D them rocks will look fly as hell on my watch!

Nerding out under the cut:)

For those interested, the igneous phenotype is inspired by granitic pegmatites, with hexagonal beryl crystals growing from it (of the aquamarine variety)

The sedimentary fella is a BIF, or a banded iron formation - a type of chemical sedimentary rock recording the years following the Great Oxygenation Event, with alternating bands of red jasper and magnetite/iron oxides:)

And the metamorphic eridian is inspired by an amphibolite, containing garnet gem porphyroblasts:)

*also cue the geology pun on the cup;]

[geomimetry]

fnaf dca yah

so this is a little scene from a fic im working on about the virus and complications from the dcas perspective. i am excited to share it whenever it decides to be finished 🤨

for a bit of context: they check the others recording of their active time immediately upon switching if they themself have not been active in the background simultaneously, to catch up on what theyve missed while slumbering.

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

[alchemistdoctor]

Howl Pendragon

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[ladyelainehilfur]

real paramedic x golden retriever firefighter AU energy with this

[tirsynni]

Everyone. Please. Write "fuck." "Damn." "Shit." "Motherfucker." Don't fucking censor. Don't write f*** when you mean fuck. Let's not encourage censorship. Let's recognize when we are participating in censorship and self-censorship. You don't have to censor your words on tumblr. You don't have to censor your stories on AO3. Please. Please. Write out the word "fuck."

If you personally don't like the word? Then there's no need to write it. If you are writing a story and you know the character curses and you don't feel comfortable writing it? Write "Character cursed." No reason to disrupt the writing, infantalize the writing, and create an ugly piece of work by writing "Character said, 'F***!'"

We can all handle the word "fuck." Please, please, just write out "fuck." I don't know what you're trying to get out of "f***" but I promise, it's not going to have the effect you want. If you really hate the word "fuck," feel free to be creative and insert another fun word. Anything but "f***."

[verbaciouspunster]

Plus when you censor it that way, you’re really only bringing more attention to what the word actually is— Yknow?

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

We got that fine classic literature on the island