My personal headcanons for the Alpha Kids careers if they like were able to complete their character arcs and weren't left in limbo when the comic ended.
Roxy: Indie game designer or freelance programmer. I can't see her tethered to a job. She would defo be self-employed. She has also dabbled in fanfiction, and I can see her seeking a creative outlet (Very much inspired by her dead Mom's creative works.) Roxy putting their elite gaming and programming skills to use, such as designing games or being a sort of coding nomad, just makes the most sense to me.
Jake: Keeping in mind the Snapchat credits. I think Jake establishes Skaia Net and retires in his twenties. He would set himself up to go globe-trotting. But then he realizes he doesn't actually enjoy adventuring every day and returns home to establish a movie studio, opting instead to produce movies. Because this boy loves movies. He helps finance Dave's early directorial career.
Jane: I mean, she would defo become a CEO. That is her lifelong dream, baby. However, I think she would likely pursue it at such an early age that she would seek fulfillment elsewhere and turn to philanthropy. And then fund and lobby in the political environment. However, this backfires, and she ends up usurped in a corporate coup. Not taking it lying down, she decides to dig up dirt on her enemies and ends up uncovering a worldwide conspiracy. That's when she discovers her love for investigative journalism and makes a pivot. (I just really want gumshoe Jane lmao)
Dirk: I don't know why everyone is sleeping on archeologist Dirk (He was pretty much doing that with the Internet, and this would be more challenging, which I think he would love. This guy is fascinated by his ancestors' culture.) Anyway, Dirk would triple major in Archeology, History, and Philosophy and become a college professor to lecture the youth. This kid wants to teach people so badly and hear himself talk. He would also start a podcast on the side to poke fun at pop culture.
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