Certified Vex-Verified Minecraft FACTS!

Minecraft facts so top secret Mojang had to take my mouth away. | ⚠️Blog run by adult. May act like one. | It/She |

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Kairos | It/She. | Flying Fuck. Whatever. Fly my vexes. (Oh wait-)

I verify minecraft facts and am absolutely not biased about it at all nor do I make them up.

If you find something I say questionable then don’t question it. If you find something someone else says questionable then question me.

—Vex being unable to lie is absolutely not a lie in itself.—

It’s not gaslighting, it’s fire-maintaining. You’re just an idiot.

[yourfavcommitsadultery]

All Pillagers from Minecraft Commit Adultery!

[aether-illager]

ravagers eat cops

[peanutblues42]

Illagers and villagers comb their eyebrows in the morning and before bed.

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Minecraft Fact! Illagers don’t have children because they are french, and the bread in Minecraft is loaves, which will kill them.

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Minecraft Fact! scluk moss perfec t size for put soul in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort soul sleep soundly put body in Sculk Moss. Put Body In Sculk Moss. no problems ever in scullkk moss because good Shape and Support for mind soul weak of big body life. Asculk Moss yes a place for a body put body in sculk moss. can trust sculk for giveing good love to body and soul. friend sculk.

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Minecraft Fact! This “Arm-glitched Enchanter” is actually sporting special maulers that are designed for feeling pretty on evenings out and being able to punch anyone who looks at her weird! +100 respect!

[minecraft-vex]

I had to trap this evoker in the hell dimension because he disrespected women.

[pyro-technically]

What happens when he stops dancing

[minecraft-vex]

He goes here

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Minecraft Fact! The “sad face” on the Blue Screen of Death is actually a vex that you didn’t notice yet! Crash your computer and say hi!