Suck my balls.

Eric Cartman | 16 | ♂ | Colorado Tumblr is seriously only cool when I'm here, so get down on your knees and worship your king, you dirty goddamn hippies.

[verjudet]

Literally what the fuck is with all of you goddamn shit posters, anyway.  You’re not funny.  Jesus christ.

[sixpenceee]

From All My Friends Are Still Dead

[daisyhoplininhignest]

[mrsunshiine-deactivated20160721]

[mrsmiawallaces]

[strikecolors]

This will forever be my favorite thing

[smileandlivemylove]

Come on. This should have a million notes by now.

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naturalxs:

Gee, keeping up with people that follow you sounds like such a chore. How can you even manage? I can’t even imagine.

For once I’ll ignore such an idiotic slur and say: not much, besides writing speeches for the mayor and whatnot.

I can feel the sarcasm dripping off your words through the internet.  It’s almost painful.  Nice one; you accomplished something worth a damn.  How does it feel, Testaburger?

How did I not foresee that shit coming.  You working for her now or what?

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#??? What is this. xnglicus

Do you reblog everything you don’t understand.

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How is this kid allowed on Tumblr. IKE KNEW THE WORD FAG WHEN HE WAS LIKE 5.

[recentgooglesearches]

What is daffy duck getting fucked in the ass going to do for the economy

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bezazzliisms:

Uh. What’s a fag? Wait Grunkle Stan told me I shouldn’t ask you that never mind. ‘Sup.

Are you shitting me right now.  You don’t know what fag means.  You sure you should be on the internet right now?  Jesus christ on a cracker, you’re gonna get seriously fucked over here.

Also, grunkle.  What?  ???

I just got done saying ‘sup. I trashed a bunch of n00bs on the shit server in three rounds of CtP on TF2 and now I’m bored, damn.

[accfsally]

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Pinocchio Frog

This Pinocchio-like tree frog species was discovered by fortunate accident when it ventured into a Foja Mountains camp kitchen and perched on a bag of rice, where herpetologist Paul Oliver of Australia’s University of Adelaide spotted it. Oliver was unable to find another of these frogs, and suspects that they stay mostly in the treetops.The male frog’s nose, the scientists were surprised to discover, points upward when the animal’s calling and hangs flaccid when it’s not. “Exactly what it is for, no one really knows for sure,” Oliver said. (Source)

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bezazzliisms straightofficial naturalxs

I can’t even keep up with who I bothered to say hi to and who I didn’t.  But I just trashed the fuck out of three rounds of CtP on TF2, and I’m bored of these losers on this shit server, so.  ‘Sup, fags.

[scatterstep-blog]

i’m only getting on this horrid website to say that wendy testaburger must be stopped at All Costs.

[verjudet]

prepfetching:

real fun to talk 2

Like you’ve ever been interested in a civil conversation anyway.

[verjudet]

nebulfuck started following you

I don’t even know where to start with this fucking train wreck.

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misandries:

jesus christ, that was pointless.

Depends what part you’re referring to.  Since obviously, unfollowing you had everything to do with everything.

Following you was like, I’m a courteous and graceful Wizard King, so I shall grant you my presence.  But you fucked it up.