Vermissa Ermine: Teenage Vermin

@vermissa-ermine

Hi my name is Vermissa Ermine, and I'm not your ordinary middle schooler! I've got a secret, and its way past cool! I've got enough drugs stashed in my house to kill a Kenedy! The CPS is always trying to capture me, and take me to one of their lame foster homes, but I think I'm doing pretty good on my own! Join me, my little sister Sasha Bunny, and our big sister Melon Sheep, Friday at 6est, only on Microwave Planet! Don't be late! - Minors DNI, 18+ There will be gore, and mentions of self-harm, but it's gonna be tagged as [cw:gore] and [cvtting] (She/Her/Rab/Bies)

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Oh by the way yeah, I am actually horny about the real rabies.

I'm horny about the disability thing, it is autism sexuality, but also

Fucking

Foam gets me horny.

I bite constantly

I endlessly shlick to the idea of getting actual infected and fucked while I go insane, I want a miserable disassociated nightmare orgasm.

#rabies pride #rabies #rabioromantic #rabiosexual

racestarr

Gender fluid rarity, I feel like I'm on to sumthin....

if she's cis then i'm straight

questfortori

Nintendo Power (August 2005, Volume 206)

Any other girls want to do a “comedy” routine together?

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

3000s

help... no you're thinking of breaking bad

3000s

Breaking Things

swagophile

I just got fired

swagophile

fuck lol.

Support mori

ammnontet

the haunted game

ponypoison

Did they leave Rainbow Dash out of this episode about retelling the same story from multiple points of view just so that nobody would try to call it "Dashomon"?

ponypoison