Fucking hipsters.

Once, I was suspended for crotch chopping an educator on a field trip because she wouldn't let me eat food. Don't make the same mistake. Carina wuz here ;)

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Check out my commercial!!!

Hey guys, I’m an indie filmmaker and recent graduate. It would mean EVERYTHING if you gave my new spec commercial “ROSAMBIEN” a view and a vote!! Even if you hate it, do it for your dads!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ef9c2780af/rosambien

[thepowerofgrunge]

Cinderella’s Big Score, Sonic Youth.

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[thebluthcompany]

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Anyone but Beyoncé: *Wins a Grammy*

Kanye: *Kill Bill sirens*

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[dialnfornoir]

[ayotinyyy]

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Every Bowie hairstyle from 1964 to 2014. Via @jkottke

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EDIT: This wonderful Bowie gif comes courtesy of illustrator Helen Green, aka dollychops, not Jason Kottke (though he did tweet about it).

Check out each sketch from the gif here.

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In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.