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@patrick my dude take a chill pill

I know, right? It’s just Dina. Chill, man.

#IM SCREAMING #ch: patrick #( answered. )

mirror, mirror on the wall who's the cutest of them all?

Caleb. No contest.

#ch: caleb #( answered. )

Emilia and Gertrude should join a club for 'wives of shitty husbands who fantasize about Patrick Cipriano'

Maybe that would help them release their frustrations, considering Cipriano is too busy pining for Dina.

#ch: emilia #ch: gertrude #ch: patrick #( answered. )

FOR THE WEEK OF 21.02.16 — 28.02.16.

001. MAJOR PLOT POINTS

HAMLET got completely drunk and crashed his car, injuring DINA and possibly killing her. He also, as a result, developed amnesia and now has no recollection of who everyone is or who he is.

ROMEO also got completely drunk and ended up telling numerous people about his and JULIET’s secret relationship; this led to a tabloid publishing a story entitled ‘Montague Heir Declares Love for Capulet’. As a result, the story has continued to spread throughout the city, and their cover is basically completely blown.

002. WORD ON THE STREET

PATRICK is mad af over HAMLET hurting DINA and will possibly kill whoever tries to keep him from her.

#thats it #thats literally all that has gone on in the last week #i guess #!recap

what relationships do you want to see fall apart and who do you want to see hook up?

This is such an evil question. I want to marry you.

FALL APART:

Romeo/Juliet

Gertrude/Claudius

Iago/Emilia

HOOK UP:

Patrick/Emilia

Benedick/Marcella

Iago/Juliet

You’re welcome.

#lmao can u imagine #nah patrick/iago for life #( answered. )

Does Richard actually have a boyfriend or does he just sorta dick around?

Well, he’s corrupting our little sourpuss Henry as of now, although it doesn’t count if your fuckbuddy is too ashamed to be seen with you in public. I think he’ll go for anything that has a pulse. He has even lower standards than Patrick.

#ch: richard #( answered. )

Hero & Lysander as a couple are as bland as a vanilla latte but I happen to like vanilla lattes

They’re literally the most basic potential pairing in Verona. Like, even Romeo and Juliet are less boring than them. But you do you.

#IM SORRY #I SHIP HERO/LYSANDER #[weeps]#im such a rat #ch: hero #ch: lysander #im about to go 2 sleep

Are Patrick and Gertrude gonna keep eyefucking forever, or...?

Someone needs to just let them do what they need to do, and be done with it. Their weird codependency just gets stranger and stranger. Maybe Hamlet should start calling Patrick ‘daddy’, considering he seems to have a crush on him too. Watch out, Casanova.

#....yes #ch: patrick #ch: gertrude #( answered. )

who do you want to see more of?

Hester, Caleb, Sebastian, and Viola. They all have the potential to be my faves.

#ch: hester #ch: caleb #ch: sebastian #ch: viola #i already stan them all #( answered. )

so, is dickcella gonna be a thing since now it seems like hal and bea are fucking for good?

Dickcella sounds like a disease, surely we can come up with a better portmanteau than that, fam? But personally I would love to see that, purely because it would come full circle and I want to see if Benedick can make Marcella smile in a way that doesn’t make it look as if she’s about to malfunction.

#@dick @marcella DO IT #PLS #ch: benedick #ch: marcella #( answered. )

anne is so naive but i love her i'm living for her awkward moments

I need a blog from her or something, she is amazing. Come through, awkward American queen!

#ch: anne neville #yasss stan her!!!!#( answered. )

Biggest wankstain in Verona?

There are so many to choose from, I’m just spoiled for choice. Right now, I’ll go for Richard, for leading on poor Anne. Hamlet’s too busy sucking the Kardashian’s collective asses and Iago’s been strangely quiet, while Romeo blabs his secrets around Verona like the idiot he is, so Richard is quite clearly in the lead.

#ch: richard #:)))#( answered. )

i want cleo to whip hamlet into shape and see him worship her even if he is 100% in the closet for benni boi

I honestly love how specific this is. Destroy him, Cleo.

#ch: cleopatra #ch: hamlet #( answered. )

ok but consider that richard and anne and henry just live together in a happy little threesome!! (even though anne makes henry a lil homicidal and richard and henry are both 120% certified homo)

That sounds like a sitcom or something, and I need it in my life. Can you imagine the daily bitchfits our resident drama queen Henry would throw, having to live with the reincarnation of Judy Garland and the most ridiculous person alive aka Richard?

#im cry #ch: henry #ch: anne neville #ch: richard #( answered. )

That Caleb kid talks too much, but *insert that one John Green quote about riding that one-legged pony all the way around the corral*

Lmao there is no answer to this….I gtg

#y'all have been on fire lately with these tbh #ch: caleb #( answered. )

r + j look like siblings, it's weird af

I mean, they do say people tend to go for others who look like them, so…

#mESS #ch: romeo #ch: juliet #( answered. )

dear patdosia what to say to u (ur cute) ((this was necessary hollie))

im screaMING

#this has been published to document u joining the trash squad ANNIE #WHEN TROLLS ATTACK: THE FAIRVERONASRP STORY AT 9PM ON DATELINE NBC #if u remember my tag on the main for this u are an og fv member #( answered. )

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