SORRY IN ADVANCE

I'm Ali, I'm useless! Interests: milk steaks, ghouls, magnets

[silentreadinghour]

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

yeah I’m on birth control, I control my birthday so I’m 35 every year!!!

[memewhore]

[k1mkardashian]

[wwhatfinn]

[earthporn-org]

Got lucky last night, Northern Lights in Oregon! USA

[earthporn-org]

San Diego Zoo’s Baby Hippo

[versacecasket-blog]

My heart ❤️

[earthporn-org]

[limannore]

[vaginalice]

[thoughts-memories]

[ikaperids]

[salad-eyes]

[ewaneneollav]

medicine commercials:

[capitalveg]

[setheverman]

some old ass person: what does “LMAO” stand for?

me, woke af: