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aca-mazing! — mat barzal

summary: someone digs up your old tumblr account, and suddenly the internet is convinced you and mat barzal have been dating since high school

note: mat is the reason i joined tumblr so i decided to do something fun for him, enjoyyyyy :))

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yourbrother

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yourbrother my sister went viral so i have to take advantage of it because i’m aca-mazing!

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amelia98 yo ask her what “#boyfriend” meant

mintentea your sister’s love life is paying your bills now huh

yourbrother yk that’s right 😛

barzygf THE PITCH PERFECT REFERENCE HAHAHAHAHAHAH

pintopuck this is so young brother coded

schaeferszn spill before we start asking your mom

crosbylover tell mat to clock in tf

yourusername i’m deleting your minecraft world

yourbrother NOOOOO 😭😭

titobeauvi91 what mask are u wearing?

yourbrother it’s called tumblr-2015

user13 you’re my new favorite person now

barzyhelmet did mat text you after this?

yourbrother maybe

mackinnonkelly you’re the new fat Amy

wandapyotr omg let’s have aca-babies

user81 whose side are you on?

yourbrother mine 😛😛

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yourbrother just posted a story!

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barzyhelmet: NOT HER TUMBLR USERNAME

titobeauvi91: what is nycjournal?

mintentea: tito please

celebrinirach your mom

schaeferszn: if I were your sister I would hate you

pintopuck: with who he was talking?

yourbrother: he was discussing with someone who’s related to me

amelia98: sibling of the year everybody

wandapyotr: you’re literally her biggest opp

yourbrother: by blood

willyswonka: you’re the reason older sisters become villains

kochetkovhun: your sister is going to kill you

yourbrother: that’s tomorrow’s problem

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yourusername

↗ Olivia Dean • A Couple Minutes

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yourusername my younger self forgot about deleting her tumblr account

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amelia98 okay who’s your favorite hockey player and why mat barzal?

yourusername who?

seguinwf girl please

cutiepyotr you know exactly who he is, the posts on your blog don’t lie

crosbylover i’m sorry but the 4th pic is not your brother, HE HAVE BLACK HAIR

yourusername WITCH!!!! 🫵🏻🫵🏻

yourbrother the nycjournal will be always famous

nylandergf would you like $5 to say what happened with mat or do you want to double it and give it to the next person?

yourusername double it and give it to the next person pls

yourbrother @/barzal97 he is the next person

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user91 by her answers I can say something bad happen between them and I’m scared

hockeymex you’re really playing hide my bf face when it’s mat

willyswonka how tito becomes your son?

yourusername he was adopted by 2 teenagers

titobeauvi91 you don’t want to know

wandapyotr THAT’S WHAT WE’RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

mcd4vidc don’t be shy… log back in

mackinnonkelly pls girl we just want to know if you dated mat, say yes or yes

yourusername we didn’t

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nyislanders: ACA-MAZING! 💞💞

matbarzal97: five stars. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

schaeferszn: omg thank god i can keep my 900k tweet 😮‍💨

pintopuck: so it was always boyfriend or boy-friend?

nycjournal: definitely boyfriend

mackinnonkelly: i hope we get “my fan proposed” next

yourbrother: ACA-BELIVE IT!

puckology: the new fat amy and bumper

nycjournal: I’ll be bumper

wandapyotr: SHE JUST CALLED HER NHL BOYFRIEND HER FAN AGAIN I’M SICK

willyswonka: she wakes up every morning and chooses violence

nycjournal: you right 😛

kochetkovhun: CELEBRINIMANDINI THANK YOU

nylandergf: he’s dating the captain of his hate club

nycjournal: 🫡🫡🫡

matbarzal97: but i like it

amelia98: hey so canes jeff skinner is your boyfriend on my fic

nycjournal: LETS GOO

titobeauvi: finally i can say who my parents are out loud

tumblr: I’ve been here the whole time 😄

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summersharkie

Bf Sidney Crosby texts 👙༄｡°

part two !! part one here

got a few requests for this, but mostly for my dear 💫 anon, whose country was literally being BOMBED and asked for a sid smau 😭 i wish you the best my dear. also id love to do a realll sid smau... if anyone wants something specific send it in,,,

lillian-nator001

I’m still on Davai Sid

lillian-nator001

my favorite niche trope is abo stucky where steve is an omega and thus has like mental health issues about his body image after becoming captain america. he wanted to fight for his country, he wanted to be stronger, but there was something he loved about curling up into buckys arms. an arm thrown over his shoulders, two hands curling around his waist. They can't do that anymore. He knows that he's handsome, but he's not pretty and he feels ugly.

idk i just think theres something to this that sidgeno could use. sid being big and bulky, and yes short for an NHLer, but he's huge in every other way, he doesn't feel pretty. He doesn't feel like an omega.

No worries your huge russian boybestfriend will fix that right up

kudosonyou

God made Sidney almost 5'11 so he could bury his face in Geno's neck and gave Geno huge hands so he could grab the biggest ass in hockey.

kudosonyou

dude I'm sorry but sidgeno will never be replicated no one will be the savior of the nhl waiting for his other half another hall of famer that had to ESCAPE from his country like a spy movie all to realize his dream of playing hockey with the chosen one like. The narrative is so rich in here.

worldsmostcasualmpregfan

"g, seventeen years"

pingupipit

little penguin: sidney crosby? sid: yeah? little penguin: i'll miss you. sid: you're gonna miss me? i'll miss you, too. good job today.

bedsyandco

SIDNEY CROSBY X SWEETHEART!READER HEADCANONS

wife/fem!reader. mentions of long term relationship. hopefully i’ll write a fic/blurb for them soon. inbox is always open for thoughts about them.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid loves giving sweetheart!reader kisses on the wrist. they’re not a pda couple but holding hands is a must, and pressing an affectionate kiss to her wrist every now and then satiates them both until they get home. something about it is also just very sensual; getting to feel her pulse flutter, breathing in her perfume, the way her hand brushes against his cheek. this man folds instantly when she cups his cheek, it’s concerning. he avoids it at all times when he’s trying to be stubborn.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid who jumped to correct elliotte friedman in an interview when he said that ‘hockey and your wife’ were the two loves of his life and sid responded ‘just my wife and it’s not close’ with the biggest grin. #ultimatewifeguy.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid has a very select list of people he introduces sweetheart!reader to with the purpose of her knowing + remembering them. huge difference between them running into someone at an event / in public and sid going out of his way to make sure she meets someone.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ following that husband!sid is strict and runs a tight ship (with other people, not with sweetheart). excessive cursing, making weird jokes, doing anything to make his lady the slightest bit uncomfortable or disrespected, you’re in his burn book.

speaking of sid’s burn book, sweetheart!reader is probably the only person sid will allow himself to talk shit to. pillow talk is the only place he lets the filter completely drop. it’s never cruel, just honest in a way he’s only with a very select few. he lets himself be a little petty, a little dramatic, and a little annoyed because she’s the one place he knows he can drop the perfect reputation and still be loved just the same.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid to this day wears the golden chain that sweetheart!reader got for him on his 18th birthday. man nearly had a panic attack when the clasp broke during a tussle and he lost it on the ice. skated around like a maniac trying to find it.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid and sweetheart!reader are the definition of a domestic, married couple. doing cross word puzzles on off days, sweetheart curled on his lap. playing scrabble when the kids go to bed and whoever loses has to get the bath ready. in bed sweetheart is reading and sid is jotting down thoughts in his little notebook, the same one he’s had versions of for years. it’s not anything dramatic, just notes from the day, little reminders, things he wants to work on at practice, sometimes even a word or two about the kids that he doesn’t want to forget. things he wants out of his head before he goes to bed. sid loves his routines, especially the domestic ones with his wife.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid is extremely private about sweetheart!reader and their family. depending on who the interviewer is he’ll drop a sweetheart mention here and there when it’s relevant but he doesn’t go out of his way to divulge information about them and reporters know better than to ask. most public information about them is tidbits sid have dropped that people have ran with, or seeing them interact in videos like sid’s day with the cup videos, or friends and teammates that have talked about their relationship / family.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid who’s heart squeezes real tight when he realizes just how much the team loves and depends on sweetheart!reader. the little care baskets she makes when someone’s kid is sick. the almost weekly dinners she organizes with some of the younger guys and asks them questions and updates about things sid didn’t even know about yet. picking people’s families up from the airport, etc. she just goes above and beyond and does it all, because she genuinely cares about the team and the people on it and making sure they’re all happy and healthy and that means the world to sid.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid’s voice instantly goes soft when he talks to sweetheart!reader. tone and volume immediately switches when it’s her. it’s a bit of a curse cause people automatically know when it’s her on the phone, just based on the way he’s talking. when they argue or he’s displeased with something she gets the normal voice.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ sweetheart!reader loves putting her hand in the back ass pocket of sid’s jeans. there’s no other reason than she just likes to. it’s instinctive, something she does without thinking when she passes by him or settles in next to him. it’s a habit that started when they were young and although sid knows she doesn’t necessarily mean for it to come across that way, there is something possessive about the action that makes his stomach flip every time.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ sweetheart!reader shaving sid’s beard for him. she helped him shave right before he went on his first cup run and since then it’s become a regular part of their routine. he’ll do trims himself but if it all needs to go? she’s the one that does it.

r0meett33

why does Sam Dickenson lowkey look like Clavicular

itwillcomeback

today’s topic is young geno.

LOOK AT HIM!!!!

pucksnroses

Every time I think about Geno I get emotional what do you MEAN he had to escape Russia when he was only eighteen what do you MEAN he immediately made friends with the weird little Canadian guy what do you MEAN he's the weird little Canadian guy's best friend and biggest fan what do you MEAN he goes over to his rivals house to play hockey with his kids what do you MEAN he only ordered hamburgers during his rookie season because it was only of the only English words he knew what do you MEAN he says hi to cats what do you MEAN