NOW AN ARCHIVE

mothman's gay lover (23/biracial/he or they pronouns)

[awwww-cute]

[favorite-fighting-frenchman]

[ponchos-in-my-vagina]

this aired in 2009

[4gifs]

[deviantbirds]

What is going on here??

[birdsbirds]

birds birds is what is going on

[horatioandalice]

WIGGLY OWLS

[grimbark-entity-deactivated2014]

[OWL INTENSIFIES]

[amithereal]

WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE

[ccreatures]

I found it.

[ironswordandstarshield]

THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I IMAGINED

[fairyrealms-deactivated20150216]

[galadariel]

it’s back

[the-female-gaymer]

will this never get explained to me???

[fatewalker-deactivated20180419]

me when i see my friends in game.

[biigbiby]

drink up my sweet boy

[wlw]

if you're a girl why do you post so much about girls

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dalmascandwarf]

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

[cherrypitgoddess]

men will PURPOSELY ask you things in a condescending tone and then act surprised when you get an attitude like “i wasn’t trying to start an argument” yes you were travis shut the fuck up

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding horse

[vladtheunfollower]

Highwayman

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

listen if you think someone is cool and you dig their energy you just have to tell them, because that’s the kind of stuff you remember a thousand times longer than somebody complimenting your hair or whatever. tonight I told a girl from my theory class that I like her analytical approach and she bounced back at me saying she digs my feminine energy and how she gets the vibe that, to my core, I exist to uplift women and I damn near cried. tell people what resonates about them. be real. help each other feel seen.

[maidmarians]

[snowystater-blog]

just one more reason why the incredibles (2004) is the best superhero movie out there

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some more outfits of mine ft. gayle