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#pinned post #megan rambles #meganwritess #heated rivalry #adults fx #severance #tlou #megposting

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on the way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

#yes yes yes #as much as shane is ilya's #ilya Loves being shane's #and i can 100% see a world in which ilya is just. not that connected to his last name aside from practical hockey/career reasons #bc fuck his dad obviously #and for more on that->#intwysmn #anyways sorry little self promo back to the point #yes ilya is hollander DOWN #and the costco visual is just #sooo cyuteeee #myilya #heated rivalry

ilyapasta

Actually, I do want season 2 to blow its music budget on a mainstream song. But it’s not Diamonds by Rihanna, and not even because I dislike the placement of that song. I want them to blow all their money to get the Centaurs’ goal song, DJ Khaled’s “All I do is Win,” because I want the absolutely rancid vibes of Ilya scoring a hat trick and then just skating dejectedly back to the bench while that song plays as their fan (1) cheers, because yeah Ilya got a hat trick, but currently the score is 10-3.

#yummmm getting so immersed in this visual rn #jacob tierney if you can hear me pls save us #myilya #heated rivalry

gloryhollanovjah

Ok but also Ilya did send a pic. Like we do actually have photographic evidence.

themoonandmyman

allow yourself to imagine baby

smokey-ilya

that was marley's operating as an undercover dick to gauge interest

#this has to be true esp considering it is one of the worst dick pics i’ve ever seen #like ik my ilya (hashtagmyilya) can take a better pic than that #he’s got cliff on standby with a ringlight if needed #myilya #needs gaffers #and certainly he’d take it from a better angle #case closed #heated rivalry

tinylilhollander

Ilya makes it his life's mission to make Shane realise just how hot he is so that he can live out his ultimate fantasy: He'll take Shane to a club where many men will flirt with him because he's ridiculously hot. And Shane will shamelessly flirt back because he knows he's ridiculously hot. And after a few hours where Ilya will get to drink and dance and watch many men try and fail to shoot their shot with the hottest man in the room, Ilya will walk straight up to Shane, kiss him in that way he knows makes Shane all soft and pliant and his. And then, throwing a shit-eating grin to all the disappointed men, he'll drag Shane home and fuck him any way Shane asks him to. Because he's the only one in the world who gets to.

boitterfly

#tumblr calendar #tgifihmf

been feeling so free blocking people lately it really does not take much atm.

#not mutuals or anyone i follow!#just people clogging up...certain tags...#with certain... opinions....#like when i see someone being a freak regarding h***** and k****** they're getting blocked #sorry #u r nuts #a whole tag on their blog for a CIVILIAN caught in RPF CROSSFIRE #why tf are you involving her in your barbie mashing #i enjoy a little rpf as much as the next fangirl #but liiiiiiiiiiike. lets abide by the geneva conventions perhaps.#megan rambles #not tagging this adequately on purpose #sorry ridi if you see this #surely you will forgive me

clytemnestraaa

i know you said dani is from the midwest but she feels spiritually albertan to me. so albertan!dani headcanon incoming: i feel like the first time dani saw a rat after moving to ottawa from ratless alberta she shrieked and yuna laughed and gave her arm a little squeeze. and that laugh/arm squeeze combo fried dani's brain so now even though she's used to rats, if she sees one she'll still scream a bit to get yuna's attention and it works like maybe half the time.

i will accept albertan. she’s just got prairie vibes. i think she is somewhere between sheltered and uncanny valley and is like *scratchy whisper* “sorry for screaming. at home we only have the big rats. you know. the ones that carry the little ones.” shane: “you… do you mean opossums? are you talking about opossums??” dani “…no. the big rats.”

#nodding nodding #awesome #heated rivalry