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shane hollander's beard queer, she/they, 21 ao3 spam

[mediocre-megs]

megan, 21, little fandom fiend... ao3 | sideblog | 📞

[polkadotmotmot]

Willard Dixon - Beach with Television, 2025 - Oil on canvas

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[naturalpr3y]

kind of girl i am - a hollanov dubcon thesis :)

[samimarkart]

Pigeon stack!

[bipolar4autistic]

I don’t think I want to be a good dog anymore…

unknown / Wikipedia / Heated Rivalry / Arcade Fire / Brennig Davies / Olesya Turkina

[femmeinvelvet2]

By Anja Müller, published in Mein lesbisches Auge 03 in 2002

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie BTS of Heated Rivalry S1 E4

[ilyasmole]

U ever just laugh and giggle while you pretend to frot with your homeboy.....

[hudkarma]

just put me down

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[jjjjjjjjoey]

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

[bluegrasshole]

we all live such different lives

[fleev]

So... i love them very much

[autistichollander]

yeah i’ll bite!! #myshane is an edible guy rather than a smoker… i think the feeling of inhaling anything other than air would freak him out and ruin the high. he might even be rocking w those weed drinks so he can feel a bit less awkward w his ginger ale when they’re drinking w the cens or something. maybe a house party vibe? doesn’t matter walk w me. i think shane likes being high because he’s a slightly more natural conversationalist and has the armour of being high to avoid conversations when his social battery’s dying. i think he’d get soo sleepy soo zen as the night went on and he’d get such a good body high just sinking deeper and deeper into whatever couch he’s sitting on watching ilya get soo fucked up. and of course it’s ilya and shane knows that when ilya’s drunk he’s getting handsy to say the LEAST. so shane’s all nooo ilya don’t get wasted… oh no…. doing absolutely nothing to intervene and then they’d get home and fuck nastyyy with ilya all worked up and shane half asleep. and that was shane’s plan all along. thank you for your time

no thank YOU for YOUR time WOW!!!!!!!!!!! im taking your hand and we are RUNNING

i agree most of the time with the shane only liking edibles thing!!! if im going for Realistic im like yeah my edibles guy....my shaney loves his edibles i only differ sometimes just bc i love the idea of ilya shotgunning shane and shane coming up with some excuse of how thats fine to inhale it that way because its not like its.....Directly from hitting it it's been through ilyas lungs too and thats gotta be like some type of filtration system right? shane doesnt like to think too much about it he just goes with that thought and then he forces himself to not think about it past that.

ANYWAYS EDIBLE GUY SHANE HOLLANDER!!!!!!!! hes soooooo cozy and chill and relaxed hes having a great time just observing everyone and the cens are all used to how he gets when hes stoned around them at parties and so they know to let him just chill for the most part. they love to see him be Comfortable (and god so does ilya...it makes him so fucking happy to know shane can just be himself and hang out and nobody on the team will judge him or pressure him into anything)

it always seems to be roughly the same timeframe that the two of them will just make eye contact from wherever they are in the room and they know its time to leave and so they get an uber home and ilya can barely keep his hands off shane and shane is sleepy and giggly and hes pushing ilyas hands off of him and telling him to at least wait until the poor uber driver drops them off and ilya groans about it like shane just told him he can never touch him again

once theyre in the house (well...ilya was definitely trying to shove his hands up the front shanes shirt while stood behind him as shane tried his best to unlock the damn door) ilyas pushing shane against the wall and kissing him and pressing against him and shane is all smiley and humming and gasping at every touch from ilya.

they do eventuallyyyyy make it to the bedroom and ilyas got shane on his back, legs against his chest as he fucks into him and shane is just so warm and his body feels like its buzzing and hes reaching up and holding ilyas face in his hands and looking up at him half lidded and eyes glossy and ilyas grinning at him and turning his head to press a kiss to shanes palm and you would think theyre having like some sweet sex if you just saw that bit but at the same time ilyas literally pounding into him and shane feels like he can barely focus on anything besides looking up at ilya and the feeling of him stretching him open and how good he feels and hes not really able to speak at this point hes just staring at ilya and making very very pretty sounds and its driving ilya crazzzyyyyyyyyy and shane comes first, making a mess all over his stomach and it gets on his thighs and hes just a mess but hes too gone to care about that right now and after that ilya slows down some and lets shanes legs move to wrap around his waist instead and hes kissing shane anywhere he can reach and alternating with giving him little love bites and hes muttering about how good shane feels and how good he is and how beautiful he is and how happy he is that hes all his and just being a little drunk sap while he fucks him deep :))))))))))

OKAY I GOT CARRIED AWAY AAAA OOPS LMAO

[mediocre-megs]

omg lets get carried away together AAA!!!

how did you know i was secretly dreaming of a perverse uber ride... and that messy messy sex too... soo well schemed and articulated THANK YOU!! and to add a little cherry on the top of this co-creation, after they're done and shane is truly glued to the bed, just so far gone, ilya is getting up stumbling to the bathroom and grabbing a warm washcloth to wipe shane down, clumsy and determined as helllll. he's fuckdrunk and lovedrunk and drunkdrunk babeyyy just cleaning shane up and murmuring about how much he loves him and how much fun they had tonight and on and on and on.... and then BAM it's 6am and shane forgot to turn off his evil evil evil alarm and the sun is blasting into their bedroom and ilya groans like he's been wounded during trench warfare and buries his face in the sheets. so shane hits their automated blinds and shrouds the room in darkness for ilya and then goes about doing some yoga and making himself a smoothie and grabbing a shower and having the best sunday morning anyone has ever had in the history of ever. and then he chefs up a delish breakfast in bed for ilya when he wakes up hours & hours later to see that shane has garnished the plate of bacon and eggs and pancakes with a few pieces of nicotine gum #theiraftercare

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein