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shane hollander's beard queer, she/they, 21 ao3 spam

[mediocre-megs]

megan, 21, little fandom fiend... ao3 | sideblog | 📞

[steelycunt]

in an ao3 full of sex scenes written like everyone’s taken a night school course on fucking shibari and then written up the experience for a linkedin post the bad bdsm etiquette tag appears to me like a verdant oasis in the unforgiving desert

[trans-asajjventress]

This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet

[nae-nae-supreme]

They're feeding us Tuesday poison today. Watch out

[rickybabyboy]

i will tiger save us.

[manichewitz]

connor storrie doesn’t need to say that he’s gay because saying you live in west hollywood and do alternative clown shows is enough. hudson williams doesn’t need to say that he’s bi bc he’s already made a dozen short films with premises so bizarre that they could only come from the mind of a bisexual pervert

[cuppydogshane]

i need to make out w hudson williams NOW!!!!

[ticklefighthockey]

[slow tender kiss] “stay.” and the whole damn time he’s rehearsing the I Love Pussy monologue in his head like oh yeahhh hell fucking yeah I’m gonna knock this one right outta the park

[iressails]

please note hands on arse pushing down

[yellbug]

modesty

[ellisonwongparty]

i love shane so much :( it's peak shaney to ask questions that are kind of weird (i.e. 'sick like crazy??' and 'is it like... very upsetting??' and my favorite 'what will they do to you there???' re: ilya and russia LOL) but ultimately shane will use what he's learned from those questions to come up with a solution so simple and earnest like "well why don't you tell me everything that's on your mind, but in russian??? maybe it will help :)" like guh :'( ilya's so luckyy to have himmm shane just gets him and like pays so much attention to him and just LOVES HIM SOO MUCHHH :'( AND HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE BEST WAY ILYA CAN TALK ABOUT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT'S HARD FOR HIMM :'(

[lavenderprose]

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.

[bluegrasshole]

i just don’t think shane respects soccer players :/ obviously he gets asked about the world cup and he knows enough about it because his husband is #European so he can give a good enough answer but inside he’s like ugh fucking pussies

[bluegrasshole]

SO funny in one breath he’s like ugh theyre so GAY look at them rolling around on the ground like that (as per @space-bakery) and in the next breath he’s like they’re too lanky they’re not even hot what’s the point and ilya just looks at him oh THEYRE the gay ones. uh huh

[bluegrasshole]

myShane

[allstarrocks]

shane saying "really? :)))" is literally the exact same thing as when u ask a dog if they want a treat and they do that excited little wiggle-whine-jump

[queenofshenanigans]

David Hollander has a tiktok channel that is just him showing off his favorite puzzles that he's done with his sons. It does numbers, and tiktok doesn't even know that his sons are Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.

[shanebug]

the thing about shane and ilya is that they are each other's babies... and that's beautiful...

[stshanebastian]

[cecoeur]

hudson's three signature poses: confusion -> peace sign -> disgust