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shane hollander's beard queer, she/they, 21 ao3 spam

[mediocre-megs]

megan, 21, little fandom fiend... ao3 | sideblog | 📞

[clytemnestraaa]

i know you said dani is from the midwest but she feels spiritually albertan to me. so albertan!dani headcanon incoming: i feel like the first time dani saw a rat after moving to ottawa from ratless alberta she shrieked and yuna laughed and gave her arm a little squeeze. and that laugh/arm squeeze combo fried dani's brain so now even though she's used to rats, if she sees one she'll still scream a bit to get yuna's attention and it works like maybe half the time.

i will accept albertan. she’s just got prairie vibes. i think she is somewhere between sheltered and uncanny valley and is like *scratchy whisper* “sorry for screaming. at home we only have the big rats. you know. the ones that carry the little ones.” shane: “you… do you mean opossums? are you talking about opossums??” dani “…no. the big rats.”

[fairypng]

snoopy pngs ♡ requests open ✧˖°.

[creamsiclemelt]

"What are you doing?" "I think you know." "Please stop" "I don't think that's what you want."

[polkadotmotmot]

Willard Dixon - Beach with Television, 2025 - Oil on canvas

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[naturalpr3y]

kind of girl i am - a hollanov dubcon thesis :)

[samimarkart]

Pigeon stack!

[bipolar4autistic]

I don’t think I want to be a good dog anymore…

unknown / Wikipedia / Heated Rivalry / Arcade Fire / Brennig Davies / Olesya Turkina

[femmeinvelvet2]

By Anja Müller, published in Mein lesbisches Auge 03 in 2002

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie BTS of Heated Rivalry S1 E4

[ilyasmole]

U ever just laugh and giggle while you pretend to frot with your homeboy.....

[hudkarma]

just put me down

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[jjjjjjjjoey]

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

[bluegrasshole]

we all live such different lives