Ryan H.

[pisboy]

Oh man you guys weren't kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky

[pisboy]

a sanctuary of quiet wisdom. all can learn from this

[kushblazer666]

stitch dark woke?

[tatzelwurming]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

my old house was filled with insects but in the new house we light up insence

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[cognitohazardous]

your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest

transcendentalism

[foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120]

[mrsterlingeverything]

LOL I just locked something away in my heart

[loiswasadevil]

I wish If I posted this It get over Ten Thousand notes but People are so kinphobic or just Family Guy Haters Who don't believe in A Devil's Heart.

[mrsterlingeverything]

[bgm05]

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

[mrsterlingeverything]

Nooo its just a tramp stamp of a zombie bite haha :) swats your hand away with inhuman strength that surprises even me

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[howtofuckyourkramer]

Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats

[heidelbro]

[transmortifried]

[play-now-my-lord]

7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper

[bunniope]

*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

[hypersensationalism]