"That’s the dumbest story I’ve ever heard." [Ashton, Percy]
“Yeah like you could fucking come up with something better, asshole.” Ash held the icepack to his eye, slumped over on the table.
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The apologetic look is quickly replaced by a glare as Percy wipes his nose off, and he leans against the countertop.
Ahs is g ig gling like fifty shades of loser, giving a look like ‘you so deserved that’
Percy goes cross-eyed at him, then sticks his tongue out and walks over.
“Lunch rush is gonna hit in a couple minutes, act like a normal customer and don’t fight anyone.” He says quietly, before giving him a level look. “I’m gonna get you pizza and put the tip jar back down, don’t touch it and act like you’re actually paying me.” He pats Ashton on the head, only a bit condescendingly.
