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@verylegalwizard
fire all
nooo my career 😔
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
that's okay!!!! that's ok!!! i can go back and get some slime from the snails at the law firm if you need any
Snails... Uh, we were going to visit them, right? Maybe i can get some slime when we visit.
yeah, yeah that sounds good! <|:)
Thank you
You're so nice..
oh- thanks slizard but im not really. not most of the time
Well, you're nice to me, a-at least!
yeah but- but if i was ever mean to you i don't think you'd remember anymore..
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
that's okay!!!! that's ok!!! i can go back and get some slime from the snails at the law firm if you need any
Snails... Uh, we were going to visit them, right? Maybe i can get some slime when we visit.
yeah, yeah that sounds good! <|:)
Thank you
You're so nice..
oh- thanks slizard but im not really. not most of the time
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
that's okay!!!! that's ok!!! i can go back and get some slime from the snails at the law firm if you need any
Snails... Uh, we were going to visit them, right? Maybe i can get some slime when we visit.
yeah, yeah that sounds good! <|:)
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
that's okay!!!! that's ok!!! i can go back and get some slime from the snails at the law firm if you need any
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?