Our lives are not our own

Here be things within the fandoms of Sherlock, The Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Mortal Instruments, The Walking Dead, Disney/Pixar. And cute animals. And pretty pictures. And various things I find amusing. But especially Sherlock

[anaknowsboost-deactivated201707]

Pixar and Marvel Parallels

Bonus:

[trufflupogus]

THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR

[thirat-atthiraride]

Ready to climb: Jason Momoa by Patrik Giardino

[o-lascaux-o]

I’m ready to climb

[elijahwood]

pushing daisies + ned and chuck making it work (requested by wyndamwesley)

[twoharts]

[ufos-looking-for-me]

Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies

This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot 

[lperezidente]

I am so happy that they are happy

[punlich]

One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”

[1980sbusinesswoman]

The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”

[gritsinmisery]

I can be bitching up a blue streak about a customer-from-hell while the store is empty, and when the phone rings swap over to my retail voice practically in mid-sentence. I even have managers and salespeople from other stores in the chain fooled into thinking I’m infinitely friendly and helpful, and my manager’s husband thinks I’m one of the most professional people in the store. One assistant manager’s daughter dubbed me Perky-Pants because she mostly dealt with me over the phone, and was shocked to the core when I dropped an F-bomb at her graduation picnic.

[thesmilingfish]

The acting required in the service industry is beyond the pale. My cousin freaked out when she came to see me at work because I was all smiling and nice while helping someone who was asking inane questions and who basically forced me to walk them to the product and put it in their fucking hand but I was nice as pie until I turned around to walk away and my demeanor changed back to normal and I muttered “what a fucking moron” under my breath as I got back to my cousin. She just looked at me shocked and said “no wonder you’re so exhausted when you get home.” 

[eat-my-dragon-deactivated201611]

this is actually referred to as emotional labor in criminology, and is considered one of the hardest forms of labor

[blasphemous-lies-and-deceit]

The art of bullshit is strong in the service industry 

[mintkitten07]

The art of bullshitting to be the nicest and friendliest person on the planet made me make +200€ in tips when I worked as a waitress just during the weekend. 

[its-leah-r]

I still can’t get over the fact that Luke in ‘Shadowshunters’ is being played by the guy from the Old Spice commercial.

[mishasminions]

[lexareadsalatte]

stAbBBING ME WOULD HURT LESS

[papertownsy]

THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE

[verysincerelyours]

batman vs superman

superman: is an invulnerable immortal being with a vast array of godlike superpowers, including the power of flight and lazer eyes, and only has one physical weakness

batman:

batman:

batman:

batman:

batman:

batman:

batman:

batman: im gonna fuckin fight him

[art-tension]

10 Magical Paths Begging To Be Walked  

Roads and paths pervade our literature, poetry, artwork, linguistic expressions and music. Even photographers can’t keep their eyes (and lenses) off of a beautiful road or path, which is why we collected this list of 28 amazing photos of paths. Source: boredpanda

Autumn In The White Carpathians

Rhododendron Laden Path, Mount Rogers, Virginia, USA

Spring In Hallerbos Forest, Belgium

Autumn Path In Kyoto, Japan

Autumn Path

Bamboo Path In Kyoto, Japan

Hitachi Seaside Park Path In Japan

Dark Hedges In Ireland

Winter Forest Path, Czech Republic

Path Under Blooming Trees In Spring

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Alfazairy resort 2015

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[nottibianche-inactive-deactivat]

We all have a past, Watson. Ghosts. They are the shadows that define our every sunny day.

[cybergata]

[mileskane-deactivated20160717]

au where everyone is born with a very unique tattoo on their ankle, nobody else in the world has that tattoo.

every time you fall in love with someone, their tattoo appears somewhere else on your body. (not necessarily soulmates, just who you fall in love with.)

imagine people who fall in love easily having their bodies completely covered in tattoos.

aromantics who only have their own ankle tattoo on their body.

people who have love affairs having to cover up the other secret tattoo from their spouse/partner.

a new tattoo appearing on a celebrity’s body in new photos and a very lucky fan (who had recently met the celebrity) realizing that it’s their tattoo.

elderly ladies sitting around tables in nursing homes telling the story behind each of their tattoos.

kindergartners who giggle as they look at their own ankle tattoos together and dream about the future tattoos they’ll have when they’re all grown up.

people trying their best to deface tattoos of ex-lovers who broke their hearts, but they can never go away.

just think about this, guys.

[queenangst]

I WRIIITE

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

then who killed the world?