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| jennifer bautista |18| philippines | ✏️|

[starswallowingsea]

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

[freya-du-loch]

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

[zuniig]

[belee-dat]

The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement.

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[c-bassmeow]

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[sadlean-deactivated20140712]

[eroscestlavie]

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

[tastefullyoffensive]

[life-at-work]

[phoneticmeow]

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

[phoneticmeow]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[falsebounty]

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

[twitterlols]

@nick-avallone she’s french

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 215

[disgustinganimals]

Cleanse yourself of your sins.

[stunningpicture]

Kids work together to create eternal recess

[amypopsbubbles-deactivated20180]

#community