Very Tired Hyena

Wowie wowie wowie 18+ roleplayer and occasional shitposter

[verytiredhyena]

With those big ass ears? No way, man

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Just realized you can rhyme awesome with bottom #yaoi

[verytiredhyena]

Alexander Hamilton doing an impression of cavemen playing bowling: you strike me

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Toad (from Mario) as a doctor about to be turned into a cookie: oh no I’m a doctor not a cookie

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I love when my college gives out literal potions in the dining hall

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It tastes like chili flavored gasoline

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I love when my college gives out literal potions in the dining hall

[verytiredhyena]

[val-the-flatworm]

okay, now where do you pre from?

[verytiredhyena]

Same place

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[verytiredhyena]

What’s the opposite of a blorbo? I need a word for a character I want to strangle because everything that comes out of their mouth infuriates me

[thelizerdwizerd]

NVM I FOUND IT

Do horse plinko, eeby deeby, or maybe blarba fit ur wretched guy?

[verytiredhyena]

My hatred is far beyond these words.. but I do applaud you finding that post!

I wish to put them in a meat grinder

[verytiredhyena]

You have a beautiful brain

[verytiredhyena]

What’s the opposite of a blorbo? I need a word for a character I want to strangle because everything that comes out of their mouth infuriates me

[thelizerdwizerd]

NVM I FOUND IT

Do horse plinko, eeby deeby, or maybe blarba fit ur wretched guy?

[verytiredhyena]

My hatred is far beyond these words.. but I do applaud you finding that post!

I wish to put them in a meat grinder

[verytiredhyena]

What’s the opposite of a blorbo? I need a word for a character I want to strangle because everything that comes out of their mouth infuriates me

[verytiredhyena]

Cries and closes my computer (I did homework for 15 minutes)

[verytiredhyena]

Keys couldn’t kill a horse

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oomfie do it jiggle

I’ve had this rotting in my inbox for like a year. Every few days I stare at it for a while trying to decide what to do with it..

I still don’t know what to say…

I- wh- yes?? Maybe???

[verytiredhyena]

I want a cereal but with 1cm tungsten cubes

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I wish Weird Al would parody the national anthem

[verytiredhyena]

“Hello! I’m your office assistant, Clippy! How can I help you today?”

[spectral-canine]

clippy i want sex

[verytiredhyena]

“Oh good heavens -”