i don't do bad sauce passes

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Xuebing Du
d e v o n

pixel skylines
dirt enthusiast
No title available
NASA

if i look back, i am lost
AnasAbdin
taylor price

JVL

JBB: An Artblog!
ojovivo
Game of Thrones Daily
cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe

PR's Tumblrdome
we're not kids anymore.

Love Begins

seen from Canada
seen from Serbia

seen from India

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil

seen from Singapore

seen from Singapore

seen from Colombia
seen from Brazil
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from France

seen from Malaysia
seen from Finland
@veshtitsaursula
I can’t find many one piece rps, are there any out there? If you are one that is 18+ (since mun is an adult and feels weird rping with anyone who isn’t) will you reblog this? Thank you! 💙💙💙💙
" I see the others are having fun in the sun. I woukd much rather remain in the waters. "
@twitteringmultimuse
“ Oi, cook. I’ve been thinking….”
He says while taking some sake from storage.
“ We haven’t actually been together for a while now. Are you avoiding me or somethin’? “
“ Am I ? I had no idea. ”
Of course he doesn’t know when he’s busy looking at tiddy
“ I’m sorry about that, Marimo. Can I make it up to you somehow? ”
So that's how he was going to play? Ogle others But ignore the one he's supposed married to?
Rude
" I want some attention. That's all. "
He didn't care if it was sex, a cuddle fest, or even simple time spent in each other's company.
mythology moodboards | poseidon
greek god of the ocean, horses, and earthquakes
“ You’re gonna train and sleep at the same time? I wanna see that. Give me the mop, I’ll do the cleaning. Run off. ”
He grabbed the mop out of Zoro’s hand, purposely brushing against it. He then leaned in and whispered.
“ Want some company? ”
So that was his little game, was it?
How intriguing...~
" ....Crows nest. Fifteen minutes. "
He mumbled softly, his lips brushing delicately against Sanji's cheek.
“ You ain’t saving no one, three-sword bastard. You’re ruining my only joy on a boat filled with dudes. Let me have this, just once! ”
Yeah but it wasn’t just once, it was pretty much every day. Apparently he believed it kept him from going insane or something like that. It had been seen before, it was believed that this is how the legend of mermaids arose, only to be proven true in the end.
“ Tch, fine. But what do you want me to look at instead? YOUR ass? Don’t make me laugh. ”
Even though he kinda was looking
“ Geez, you can be such a pain…. ”
He sighed, shaking his head. Sanji really did have a problem.
“ Fine, I’ll move. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. ”
Even Zoro wouldn’t mind Sanji looking at his ass.
“ I’M the pain? Geez - Sorry to ruin your day, sir. ”
A drag of his always lit cigarette was drawn. Shoulders fell as he felt more relaxed, at last.
“ I could use some help with washing the dishes after dinner though. ”
Oh, an invitation.
Wow what a fancy little invitation he was given.
“ Hmph....fine. I’ll help with dishes tonight. I’m gonna go nap...or train. Maybe both. ”
@veshtitsaursula
“ Why hello ~ ”
What a cutie. Maybe the blue aesthetic she bore was just for him, maybe her cute face or hot body? Who knew? All he knew was that she was his type for sure.
“ I haven’t seen you around before. What kept you out of my life for this long? ”
Oh goodness what had she gotten herself into? And why was there a Sanji lookalike approaching her?
“ Uhm…..can I help you with anything? Why do you look so much like someone I know…? ”
She had to at least ask. It had to be some weird fever dream or something of that ilk.
But he was blue.
That was nice.
Oh - She was one of Sanji’s little friends, wasn’t she? What a waste. A beauty like her in the company of a weakling.
“I’m Niji. I’m guessing you know my little brother then.”
Of course. Sanji was so good at sucking the fun out of everything.
" Little....brother? "
Oh, was this one of the brothers Sanji was so hateful towards? He didn't seem....that bad...
" Well it's nice to make your acquaintance, Niji. "
“ You ain’t saving no one, three-sword bastard. You’re ruining my only joy on a boat filled with dudes. Let me have this, just once! ”
Yeah but it wasn’t just once, it was pretty much every day. Apparently he believed it kept him from going insane or something like that. It had been seen before, it was believed that this is how the legend of mermaids arose, only to be proven true in the end.
“ Tch, fine. But what do you want me to look at instead? YOUR ass? Don’t make me laugh. ”
Even though he kinda was looking
" Geez, you can be such a pain.... "
He sighed, shaking his head. Sanji really did have a problem.
" Fine, I'll move. But don't say I didn't warn you. "
Even Zoro wouldn't mind Sanji looking at his ass.
@veshtitsaursula
“ Move, Marimo. You’re blocking my nice view. ”
Said a prissy cook in a scowl. He was currently looking out of the galley window, checking out Nami and Robin sunbathing on the main deck.
Was that really such a huge surprise?
“Eh? Oh sorry, what’s wrong with the view?”
Now he was totally doing this on purpose. Why wouldn’t he? Serves Sanji right for looking at the girls instead of him.
“Nami told me to clean up, you gonna go say to her you told me not to because I was blocking your pervy view?”
“ Well first of all, there’s a shitty head of lettuce blocking it. I wanna see the ladies, not your smelly corpus. ”
He tried to move, but to no avail. He was stuck with the crappy view of a swordsman. Good grief.
“ MOVE I SAID! I’ll do the cleaning instead. Go sleep or something, it’s the only thing you can do around here. ”
“What was that, you swirly pincushion? ”
Oh he was mad now. He was only doing a job and Sanji was irritated that he was blocking the view of the girls. If anything, he was doing Sanji a favour. If Nami realised he was perving he’d be black and blue in no time.
“ How about you go cook? That’s the only thing you’re good for here. ”
“ A swirly what now? Roll into your own grave! ”
He gave an angry growl, almost a primal at that. Why was he to blame now? All he was doing was enjoying the view.
This bastard really had no manners whatsoever.
“ I’ll give you cooking, you ill mannered marimo! Taste the sole of my shoe! ”
Ah yes, truly a master of comebacks, isn’t he?
And here they were at it again.
" GO CHOKE ON A CIGARETTE, YA DAMN DARTBOARD ! "
Of course the others on board paid them no mind. This was normal.
" Here I am saving your skin and you're gonna beat me with your shoe. Real grateful you are. "
@veshtitsaursula
“ Why hello ~ ”
What a cutie. Maybe the blue aesthetic she bore was just for him, maybe her cute face or hot body? Who knew? All he knew was that she was his type for sure.
“ I haven’t seen you around before. What kept you out of my life for this long? ”
Oh goodness what had she gotten herself into? And why was there a Sanji lookalike approaching her?
" Uhm.....can I help you with anything? Why do you look so much like someone I know...? "
She had to at least ask. It had to be some weird fever dream or something of that ilk.
But he was blue.
That was nice.
@veshtitsaursula
“ Move, Marimo. You’re blocking my nice view. ”
Said a prissy cook in a scowl. He was currently looking out of the galley window, checking out Nami and Robin sunbathing on the main deck.
Was that really such a huge surprise?
“Eh? Oh sorry, what’s wrong with the view?”
Now he was totally doing this on purpose. Why wouldn’t he? Serves Sanji right for looking at the girls instead of him.
“Nami told me to clean up, you gonna go say to her you told me not to because I was blocking your pervy view?”
“ Well first of all, there’s a shitty head of lettuce blocking it. I wanna see the ladies, not your smelly corpus. ”
He tried to move, but to no avail. He was stuck with the crappy view of a swordsman. Good grief.
“ MOVE I SAID! I’ll do the cleaning instead. Go sleep or something, it’s the only thing you can do around here. ”
"What was that, you swirly pincushion? "
Oh he was mad now. He was only doing a job and Sanji was irritated that he was blocking the view of the girls. If anything, he was doing Sanji a favour. If Nami realised he was perving he'd be black and blue in no time.
" How about you go cook? That's the only thing you're good for here. "
La brèche & Vue plongeante by Sebastien Achereiner
A storm is brewing.
Mermaid Other-Kin Gifts “Sea Witch” Candle with Crystal Inside - $11.91 Ammonite Necklace - $16.00 “Ocean Drive” Semi-Matte Lipstick - $12.99 “Ocean Slick” Multichrome Nail Polish - $15.66 Mermaid Tail Ring Holder - $12.00 Mermaid Tail Coffee Mug - $11.98 Decorative Display Fish Net - $11.59 “Under The Water” String Lights - $15.99 “The Mermaid Handbook” - $16.99+ Ocean Wave Projector - $23.99