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Change one of the words in an anime title to "ass"

[speedy-recoveryisms]

Ass Lagoon

[veuve-maker]

Ass on Titan 

[veuve-maker]

“You could’ve died, you know…”

She looked at the blonde woman and sighed. She was an assassin, a weapon made to kill. Did she not know death was constantly knocking on her door? She was more than prepared.

 “I am more than willing do die”. 

She felt nothing for herself, she felt nothing for others. Nothing felt like a threat to her anymore, not even death. She wondered why Angela would tell her this, she knew she was a doctor and all but it had a pinch of sympathy in the way she said it. 

“ Could it be? Are you worried about me ? “ she smiled towards the doctor. 

[veuve-maker]

STARTER COALLCLSN

sSOMEONE DO A MODERN AU WITH ME FUCK 

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Concern.

“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”

“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”

“Blood? Are you bleeding?”

“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”

“I thought I would never see you again…”

“We should get you to hospital.”

“Where did all those bruises came from?”

“I have the right to be worried!”

“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”

“Sleep at my place tonight.”

“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”

“Please talk to me about it.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”

“How many times have I told you to not go there?”

“You could’ve died, you know…”

“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”

“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”

“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”

“I’m your friend, of course I care!”

“You know I’m always here for you, right?”

“You’re not okay.”

“I’m just trying to help you.”

“Let me clean your wounds…”

“Why did you do it? Tell me.”

[niucniuc]

Junkrat is actually a weeabo

[moogleshopkeeper]

Closed RP with veuve-maker

To be honest, there were very few reasons Hotephas would interact with the famous assassin. He could try to hire her, for one, but there were very few reasons he’d need to, especially with him already having a very talented sniper employed as part of his crew. Selling weapons to her, however, was quite promising. 

That didn’t make her easy to track down, however. It took a lot of work but eventually he managed to get a message out to her about being willing to sell her a variety of weapons ‘out of this world’ with a designated time and place that she should meet him at if interested. It was a fairly secluded location, to say the least. 

As promised, Hotephas was waiting for her there, along with Vincent. Now it was only a matter of her showing up. 

@veuve-maker

[veuve-maker]

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Personally, the assassin had no interest of buying any new weapons. She was just fine with her sniper rifle but she went anyway to see if there was anything that particularly caught her interest. She approached the two with a surprised look on her face, they looked slightly more intimidating than whatever she’d imagined except she wasn’t really intimidated by anything anymore. “ so what do you have to offer mon amie? “ 

[moogleshopkeeper]

Thankfully Hotephas had the foresight to hide away a few weapons crates down here. Most of them looked distinctly not like weapons crates, and were long enough that they presumably held sniper rifles. Hotephas opened one of them up now, and took out a sniper rifle with a frosty fuel tank incorporated, and a secondary ammo source, full of tiny ‘needles’. There was an underslung revolver too, and the end of the weapon had a very tiny hole indeed. The majority of the weapon seemed designed to both keep ice from forming within the barrel, and keep the ammunition as cold as possible while moving as fast as possible. 

“Ranged Shatter Weapons are generally rare, but this is one of them. Shatter weapons freeze what they hit on contact, and any remaining force shatters the affected area. This one applies that effect primarily to its ammo, although the underslung revolver can be replaced with a bayonet that allows it to function as a standard shatter weapon too. In addition, it fires needles thin enough to penetrate nearly any physical defense, which freeze an opponent as they travel through it. It’s not very effective for shattering the opponent, which is why the revolver is included.”

It’s clear he had more such weaponry too. 

[veuve-maker]

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Most of these weapons did actually capture her interest but she wasn’t sure what the price would be. She looked at the weapons one by one carefully scanning them, would they be any good? Apart from focusing on the damage it would do, she also had to focus on how heavy it was, how comfortable it would feel and would it really fit her tastes? 

‘ How much would these cost me monsieur? ‘ she whispered quietly.  Before she made any drastic decisions she was interested in testing each and every one of them but that would take her too long, she had to decide which ones fit her tastes. She placed the guns she particularly liked in her hand and toyed with them a little. Too heavy, she thought to herself. 

[veuve-maker]

haha im rly sad cos no one wants to rp w me good times 

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You’re a roleplayer

We can plot

We can be friends

[moogleshopkeeper]

Closed RP with veuve-maker

To be honest, there were very few reasons Hotephas would interact with the famous assassin. He could try to hire her, for one, but there were very few reasons he’d need to, especially with him already having a very talented sniper employed as part of his crew. Selling weapons to her, however, was quite promising. 

That didn’t make her easy to track down, however. It took a lot of work but eventually he managed to get a message out to her about being willing to sell her a variety of weapons ‘out of this world’ with a designated time and place that she should meet him at if interested. It was a fairly secluded location, to say the least. 

As promised, Hotephas was waiting for her there, along with Vincent. Now it was only a matter of her showing up. 

@veuve-maker

[veuve-maker]

[ icon credit here ] 

Personally, the assassin had no interest of buying any new weapons. She was just fine with her sniper rifle but she went anyway to see if there was anything that particularly caught her interest. She approached the two with a surprised look on her face, they looked slightly more intimidating than whatever she’d imagined except she wasn’t really intimidated by anything anymore. “ so what do you have to offer mon amie? “ 

[veuve-maker]

🍳 (It's mostly toast, but the fact that a bird can operate a toaster is impressive in unto itself. At least he has the decency to drag out some different jams along with it.)

‘ i’m impressed such a small bird could do so, thank you monsieur osieau ‘

[franart]

latin@ parents are all the same trust me (based on this vine. translation is in the caption)

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@veuve-maker

‘ –guess you don’t wanna hear that “ i told you so” i’ve got ready for you ’

[veuve-maker]

‘ -you’re quite right about me not wanting to hear it, pathétique. ‘

[zeldahakuba-blog]

In depth RP interaction meme

Send ☕ to make my muse coffee or another warm drink. Send 🍱 to make my muse lunch. Send 🍳 to make my muse breakfast. Send 🍛 to make my muse dinner. Send 🍮 to invite my muse to go out for dessert. Send 👻 to try to scare my muse. Send ⚾️ to invite my muse to play catch. Send 🍜 to invite my muse to go out to eat. Send 🐎 to invite my muse to go horseback riding. Send 🍻 to invite my muse to go drinking. Send 🎇 to play with sparklers with my muse. Send 🎆 to watch fireworks with my muse. Send 💃 to invite my muse to go dancing. Send 🏃 to invite my muse to go jogging/running. Send 🚴 to invite my muse to go cycling. Send 🏂 to invite my muse to go snowboarding. Send 🎿 to invite my muse to go skiing. Send 🎭 to invite my muse to a play. Send 🎩 to invite my muse to a magic show or put one on for my muse. Send 🎯 play darts with my muse. Send 🎱 to invite my muse to play pool. Send 🎳 to invite my muse to go bowling. Send 🎤 to invite my muse to karaoke. Send 🎨 to invite my muse to an art gallery. Send 🎡 to invite my muse to an amusement park. Send 🌆 to watch a sunset with my muse. Send 🌇 to watch a sunrise with my muse. Send 🔨 to build something with my muse. Send 🔭 to invite my muse to go stargazing. Send ♨️ to invite my muse to go to a hot spring.

[doctaword-deactivated20201112]

The Rockabilly Overwatch collection

Created by Doctaword (www.andrewtranart.com)

[veuve-maker]

starter call || does anyone wanna do a modern au roleplay w/ me 

[delinquxnts]

L I S S E N

[quickdrawmccree-blog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAC-5BQnuXI

[memes-for-the-rper]

Not-doing-too-good sentence starters

“Whoa, are you okay?”

“You took that hit pretty hard…”

“Don’t stand up yet.”

“That definitely looks broken…”

“Walk it off.”

“How are you feeling?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“You look like shit.”

“Have you been eating enough?”

“Here, let me help you.”

“Why are you limping?”

“You’re really pale…”

“Did you just go throw up?”

“Why aren’t you eating?”

“______? You’re bleeding…really bad.”

“That looks infected.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”

“I told you you’d get sick.”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“Wake up–you were hyperventilating, are you okay?”

“It was just a dream, you’re alright.”

“Look at me–you’re safe.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Are you bleeding?!”

“How’d you get a bruise like that?”

“What happened?”

“Let me help you!”

“Can you hear me?”

“You hit your head pretty hard.”

“Don’t move.”

“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.”

“Breathe.”