Vexan and my Psychosis

This is where I will go crazy from now on. Sometimes I just cant get the words on just a story

[sunfortune]

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

[sunfortune]

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4 

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

[mikkeneko]

this metric gets even weirder if you do it for loki’s age

according to Thor 1 loki was a baby in 965 AD, making him not much older than 1000 years (1053 counting from this year,) so considerably younger than Thor.

Doing the same calculation as above, 5100/1053 gives a ratio of 4.8, that is to say that the average life span of the aesir is 4.9 times as long as loki has lived, so 84/4.8 places him comparative to a human life span at:

….17.

LOKI YOU ARE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO *VOTE,* LET ALONE HOLD HIGH OFFICE! YOU GET DOWN FROM THAT THRONE RIGHT NOW!!!

[kc-anathema]

Loki:  YOU’RE NOT MY DAD!!!

[abundantfrog]

Loki being functionally 17 makes it make so much more sense that Thor is so forgiving/accepting of him just making mistakes in siding with the wrong side so far.  To everyone else Loki looks like an adult, to Thor Loki is just a teenager going through an angst phase.  

[soubi001]

But Loki is a Frost Giant…does he go by the same lifespan?

[vexan]

Not after Thanos. 

[hashtagloveloses]

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

[arthicat]

Can someone explain this to me?

[thescotchinthenorth-deactivated]

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

[vexan]

Same goes for;

Men: Batman, Punisher, Darth Vader, The Joker, anything made by Stanley Kubrik

Women: The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Amelie and (500) Days of Summer. 

[theevilgifs]

This house is not a house, it is a machine. Designed by the devil and powered by the dead.

Thir13en Ghosts (Dir. Steve Beck, 2001)

[efffyeahheroclix]

I have an extra Doomsday LE from #GenCon that I’m going to give away. Like and share the Doomsday Giveaway posts on Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter, and Facebook for multiple chances to win. I’ll pick a winner next Sunday. efffyeahheroclix.tumblr.com/ | twitter.com/effyeahheroclix | instagram.com/efffyeahheroclix/ | facebook.com/efffyeahclix

[xhba]

[leochingkwaked]

That ’70s show Season 2 Opening Credits

[semppiternal]

All Our Bruised Bodies And The Whole Heart Shrinks, La Dispute

[thelovejournals]

But see, you came back to me. You always come back. In between and beyond the others. That’s my magic. You come back to me.

Sandra Cisneros (via thelovejournals)

[inaenna]

❝No one gets a happy ending. So i’ll make sure they get the least terrible one possible❞.

The Wicked and The Divine #11

[netflixdefenders]

I hear that Cuban coffee is particularly robust.

[56blogsstillcrazy]

“It’s a nod to Trayvon, no question. Trayvon Martin and people like him. People like Jordan Davis, a kid who was shot because of the perception that he was a danger. When you’re a black man in a hoodie all of a sudden you’re a criminal. That’s something we shouldn’t have to deal with, but we do. It’s a double standard. We can’t cover our head when it’s cold and raining because God forbid someone sees us and puts our life in danger. We wanted to pay homage to that — it’s not something we were shying away from.” [Mike Colter; Luke Cage]

[midnightmurdershow]

The colors of horror movie posters

[theboyyouthoughtyouknew]

[prettiestcaptain]

Like father, like daughter

[twistdmentality]

#switching sides and keeping bald weirdos from people you care about#the family business

[fyeahrobbiereyes]

[felipesmithart]

Robbie Reyes, All-New Ghost Rider.

[brianmichaelbendis]

Any spoilers on the issue 6 of Civil war 2?

i ruin your childhood

[vexan]

The Chucky one just killed me, man! jajajaj

[spookycrobat]

Reblog/Like To Win Legendary Pokemon Giveaway

Alrighty friendos, so its been a terribly long while since ive done any sort of giveaway, and im terribly sorry about that, i had to sort some shit out but now im good and so as another apology for being so patient with me im giving away nearly two boxes of legendary pokemon, all of which are shiny unless they are shiny locked ex: zygarde and if you win you get all of them

hot diggity

There will be THREE winners

Rules:

Winners’ ask boxes must be open, Those who do not respond within 24 hours will lose their pokemon and a new winner will be chosen

If pokemon are not claimed within a week then a new winner will be chosen

Winners must have Pokemon X/Y/ORAS, must be willing to give me their friend code and IGN to receive their prizes, and must have Wi-Fi connection

1 Reblog/1 Like counts as an entry I will use a random generator to choose the 3 winners

you must be following me

This giveaway starts today July 26, 2016 and will end on September 20, 2016 My time zone is PST, so I will be choosing the winners sometime in the afternoon 

[spookycrobat]

EXTENDING THIS UNTIL SEPT 27 2016

[spookycrobat]

LAST DAY FOR THIS

I WILL START CHOOSING WINNERS AT 10:30PM PST