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I became the main role of a bl drama is sooooo steddie coded dude. It’s literally perfect for Steve & Eddie.
Okay but crowd work stand up comedian Eddie would be so good. Early 00s? Anti war af. Kinda mean. Travels a lot doing shows for a living.
It’s such a good au concept. What would Steve be in contrast to him? I’m a sucker for Eddie being totally bewitched by Steve, I want that cocky edgy comedian version of Eddie crawling after him.
Eddie losing aura points
Well I had a cursed idea last night while hitting the pen and it started with “middle earth type shit.”
Steve from 2026.
Eddie from 1985.
Both wake up in a fantasy world as versions of themselves and get swept up in that world’s storylines, cross paths and somehow realize they’re from the real world. Steve is a bi frat boy slut, Eddie is a closeted gay metalhead virgin.
Brought together by being the only ones to understand each other, but also falling in love and surviving some evil plot together.
Doesn’t it sound so fun??
I love the concept of Steve returning from the upside down and his dick doesn’t work anymore, or his dick is smaller, or suddenly he has opposite parts (legit one of my faves).
But what if Steve comes back and is experiencing attraction to Eddie? It feels so foreign and sudden to him that he’s convinced it’s a supernatural side effect. Surprise boners, wet dreams, sudden urges that he’s never thought of before (he’s very confused over his sudden interest in having something in his ass).
And he’s freaking out to Robin, like, “do you think this is the upside down? How do we reverse it??”
And Robin is like, “uh, Steve, maybe you’re just attracted to men?”
But Steve is convinced it’s some demo-thrall that’s possessed him and he needs to fix it. Except nothing is making it go away, until he’s convinced he might have to get it out of his system.
So he very clumsily comes on to Eddie, an act of desperation. Things happen, and Steve realizes it’s made his problem worse. Spiraling happens, angst and some rom-com moments. Happily ever after <3
Hi!! Can u please please give me a link to your ao3?
I can't find your fics😭😭
Sure! My user name is Bananabun, I just have wip sterek fics up :’/ all my steddie fics live in my notes app at the moment.
LISTEN. Just imagine. Werewolf Eddie, sad little virgin doomed to a life of just his hand because how is he going to explain to a sexual partner that his dick has a knot?
Slutty Steve Harrington finds out and one thing leads to another and he’s straight savior-ing poor Eddie. Just a bro helping another bro. Some mutual masturbation, and he gets to see his knot.
Except he gets dickmatized by the idea of Eddie’s dirty taboo werewolf dick and next thing he knows, he’s probably into guys because he can’t stop thinking about the knot expanding inside him.
Meanwhile, Eddie is like holy shit holy shit holy shit.
Things spiral. They’re fucking recklessly—like seriously reckless, like they’re two idiots jumping off a cliff together. Eddie’s losing his mind because all these werewolf buttons inside his hind brain are being pressed and he’s trying to be cool, like the coolest most regular chill guy ever, except Steve is all over him like he belongs to Eddie and they’re knotting like crazy and Eddie’s not sure he can convince his wolf that Steve isn’t actually his.
But it’s fine. They’re having fun. And to be honest, they’re getting there—Steve isn’t completely repressed, he’s been aware that maybe what they’re doing is more serious than what he told himself when it all started. But they’re still two idiots, so, you know, no conversations are happening.
Until life forces the conversation when it turns out that werewolf magic overpowers human biology, if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge.
So we’ve got bi-awakening, size queen Steve, werewolf mating & accidental pregnancy all in one beautiful camp story and I need it now.
Like I need about 10 different interpretations, we’re seriously lacking werewolf Eddie and it just makes so much sense. Nerd in the streets, werewolf instincts in the sheets, c’mon.
That Olivia Rodrigo SNL skit did something to me and now I’m imagining Steve living in a zoo enclosure on a bug planet and he isn’t ready to procreate like his zookeepers want him to. Then he’s horrified to find out that the alphas he’s been rejecting as mates are being immediately killed after. So, you know, he has to say yes to the next one they bring to his enclosure because he can’t just send them to their death.
Naturally, the next alpha is a very scary and rough looking guy with long hair and a dangerous air about him. And even though he would have definitely said no before, he doesn’t want to kill him so he says yes, to both of their surprise.
Then he learns that this Eddie guy is a deep space fighter, a leader for some sort of rebel space militia who was at the wrong place at the wrong time when he was picked up by these bug aliens. It won’t be long before his comrades arrive to get him out of his latest pickle, they always do. Eddie thought for a minute he was a goner, seeing so many alphas be culled before him. He thought, after all my years recklessly putting my life on the line for the cause, I’m going to die by some bugs and a prissy omega in a gilded box.
But then, of course, he spends some time with Steve and realizes the omega’s lived almost his whole life alone, with no other human contact. He finds out why the omega said yes to him, sheer luck that he was the next alpha in line, but he also starts to see Steve. How he’s just been trying to find meaning in his life here, just trying to survive like everyone else in the galaxy.
It doesn’t take long for Eddie to resolve that he’s getting the omega out of captivity. Steve is nervous, his patchy memories of life before his enclosure not very appealing. So Eddie tells him about the good things about living, the things that he and his friends have gotten up to in their adventures.
So they escape. And mate. And then Eddie finds out that Steve wasn’t taken, he was sold by his corrupt parents. So, his band of space pirates rob the Harrington conglomerate as payback and they live happily ever after.
If bothering your boyfriend at work was a competition, Eddie would take the crown
In my Eddie time travels to 2026 and meets modern bi Steve au…
Steve is known to do a few dance trends here and there. I NEED him to find a reason to do the Addison Rae Coachella arcamarine remix dance in front of Eddie, please lord Eddie needs to faint watching him roll his hips and throw it back.
Ever since Eddie was released from the hospital, Steve has been avoiding him like the plague.
Not that Eddie expected them to strike up a great friendship or bond over their trauma like blood brothers or something (Eddie imagines telling Steve: get it? because my blood was in your mouth, haha...ha), but it gets to a point where, at the very least, he wants to thank him for saving his ass from certain death.
But these days, every time he gets close to the man, he looks like he's seen a ghost. At Family Video, Steve pushes Robin to the front of the counter the moment Eddie enters, then stumbles into a life-size cutout of Tom Cruise in aviator glasses before disappearing into the back room. Or that time when they accidentally bumped into each other at the grocery store, and Steve just left his cart in the middle of the aisle before sprinting to the exit. When Steve picks up the brats from Hellfire, he doesn't even get out of the car, just honks and honks until the whole throttle of kids climbs inside his bimmer with agonized groans.
Eddie, out of his depth here, asks Dustin, "What do you think Harrington would like to receive as a thank-you gift for saving my life?"
And Dustin, clearly not interested in giving this topic more than a couple of his brain cells' attention while reading his newest X-Men comic, answers, "Flowers, I guess. At least that's what he picked up for Nancy whenever he messed up."
Eddie grimaces at that. He can't imagine handing Harrington a bouquet of roses, not that he even has the budget for it.
But there is a place just south of Forest Hill that he knows has a large field of wildflowers. He ends up there that afternoon, and spends several hours finding flowers that he imagines look similar to those you would find in a real bouquet from a fancy florist.
When he's finally satisfied with the colorful collection, his hands are rubbed raw and pink from cutting them at the stems, and it's getting dark. He finds a rubber band in his truck to keep the flowers bound together, then heads to Family Video.
He doesn't make the same mistake as usual, but waits in his truck until he sees Robin and Steve at the doors instead. They're in some kind of deep discussion while they close up based on the way Steve's hand flail about.
Eddie jumps out of the truck, yells, "Harrington!" realizing a moment too late, he sounds unhinged and like he's trying to murder the guy.
Steve freezes the moment he sees Eddie, then he turns to Robin, whispering urgently into her ear. Robin hisses something back, shakes her head, and pries her arm out of Steve's hold.
"That's on you," she says before walking away, ignoring the pleading look in Steve's eyes.
She throws Eddie a grin when she passes him by.
"Hi, Eddie," she says, "got him finally cornered, huh?"
Steve is pressed up against the glass door behind his back, stands as straight and narrow as if he's a soldier waiting for a command.
Eddie huffs a frustrated breath. "What's up with your attitude, Harrington?"
"Attitude? What attitude?" he squeaks, having intense eye contact with the devil printed on the shirt covering Eddie's chest. He's acting insane. And that's saying something coming from Eddie.
Eddie sighs, rubs his face with his free hand, then pulls the flowers from behind his back.
"Here," he says, pushing the bouquet between them. "For you."
Steve looks a little bit like he was struck by lightning. His hair is always standing up, but it seems as if the whole situation has electrified it even more, his cheeks turning ruddy, his mouth open in a small gasp, his eyes wide.
"Uh."
"Take it," Eddie says, losing his patience, then realizes that this is probably the worst thank you anybody has ever received.
"I- I thought you didn't mean it," Steve stammers, eyes flicking up to Eddie's for just a second before he has to look away again.
Eddie frowns, tries to think very hard about why Steve would think Eddie's thank-you would be anything but genuine.
"Of course, I mean it," Eddie barks, bites his tongue, then says a little gentler, "I mean, duh, how could you think I don't?"
"Oh," Steve says, his entire face burning red. He carefully takes the flowers out of Eddie's hands, still looking anywhere but at Eddie. "No, I just mean- I mean I would get it. If it was just a joke. Like you know, how you laughed right after I agreed to your... uh, proposal. Like, haha, ridiculous, don't fret, Harrington, obviously I'm not serious."
Eddie is lost. He can't remember ever laughing at anything in Steve's presence, nor having a conversation in which Steve agreed to any kind of proposal. Eddie hums, scratches his chin, then says something that makes no sense, but that a whirring, humming part inside his chest insists he says,
"I mean, I was not not serious."
Steve ducks his head, presses his lips into a thin smile, skin flushed to the point that Eddie thinks he might burn his fingertips on Steve's cheeks if he touched him. Eddie's brain still hasn't caught up with his body's reaction to the whole situation, he just knows that whatever Steve is assuming, he wants him to keep assuming it.
"Okay," Steve finally says. And then he looks at Eddie, and the entire world narrows down to that pretty smile on Steve's lips. There's no Family Video, no parking lot, no smell of wet asphalt and exhaust.
"Okay?"
"Yeah, okay. I mean, I already said so that day in the hospital, but I know you were probably high on all those painkillers, and then you were... laughing, so- I thought, you know what, it might be for the better, right? I mean, there was that whole crisis you threw me into for the last few weeks, but it was just a joke, right? Haha? Steve got the wrong idea again. Not that I'm holding a grudge, or that it would make me-"
"Flee as soon as you see me?"
"Yeah, I guess I did that, huh?"
"Right," Eddie says, carefully arranging the puzzle pieces Steve's laid out for him about painkillers and conversations in the hospital, proposals that were agreed to, and jokes that were made afterwards. His brain feels like it was dipped in molasses, though, and everything makes just kind of sense, but also it really doesn't.
"You're not joking right now?" Steve asks, gesturing around with the flowers. "These are-?"
"Serious flowers," Eddie replies, because that's one thing he knows for sure. "I picked them myself." He lifts his hands, shows off his blistered skin in the spare light.
Steve's nervously chewing on his bottom lip, glancing around the dark, deserted parking lot, and next thing Eddie knows, he's leaning in, and Eddie's mind implodes with a certain, blinding kind of clarity that has him shake in his boots.
It's not even close to how he thought his thank-you flowers would be received, but he takes it, oh, he so fucking takes it. He kisses Steve back just for a millisecond, but Steve laughs against his mouth, and Eddie's heart drops into his stomach. Maybe that's the joke now? Is Eddie the joke?
But Steve doesn't pull away, keeps smiling into the kiss. "I've never been wooed before," he snickers.
"Oh?" Eddie croaks because that's all his brain can provide.
"I like it," Steve says, then leans in to kiss Eddie again, but better.
I have such a clear image in my mind of Steve fully dressed up at some kind of LARP event. He lost a bet with Dustin, and as much as he would like to simply ignore the twerp's demands just to take him down a peg, a bet is a bet and Steve is no quitter.
So he's at a ren fair wearing a tunic, leggings, and elf ears, standing in a corner looking beyond done. Arms crossed, scowl on his face, one ear starting to droop because Robin's fingernails were poking too much at his scalp and he got too irritated to let her finish attaching it completely.
A couple of jesters try to cheer him up, but he is unaffected. It's hot and dusty and they've already been here for two hours. Nothing is getting a smile on his face today.
Until the kids finally find him again, a couple of new friends in tow. Namely, their new best older guy friend, Eddie "The Freak" Munson, decked out in black and purple like it isn't 85 degrees out here, outfit complete with a little jingly hat and a weird looking guitar.
It takes him the better part of an hour, but Eddie eventually breaks the mask with a jaunty little tune about a wood elf whose arrow never misses.
Steve, of course, has to drag him behind one of the tents to show him just how accurate his arrow can be.
dennis was frustrated. emotionally, mentally, physically….sexually.
nebraska wasn’t for the weak.
coming home meant no privacy. the walls dennis’s great grandfather plastered were thin, there was one shower that was usually in high demand, his family didn’t exactly believe in knocking.
dennis had gotten used to getting off once a day. sometimes twice. yeah, he had to ask robby, but robby never said no. it was less about the denial and more about the ownership.
dennis hadn’t gotten off in a week.
he’d gotten busy with packing and had forgotten to ask the couple days before he’d left. his five day trip was almost done, but the imminent ending was bringing little solace when he felt this type of impatience.
and, of course, robby had to text him sweet shit. little thinking of you messages and teasing texts full of saccharine nicknames. pretty boy, puppy, honey.
dennis snuck away, tucking himself behind a corner to answer whatever made his phone buzz. of course it was his boyfriend responding to whatever desperate, incoherent thing he wrote the night before.
robby: Aw, I know you’re having a rough time. Don’t worry, I have plans for the night you get back ;)
dennis stared at the phone, willing himself to stay under control, not slip off to his room and shove a hand down his pant in the hopes he could stay quiet. he replied instead.
dennis: pls don’t be mean. i’m gonna explode soon.
the next buzz came immediately.
robby: I’m sorry, puppy. I’m not trying to be mean.
oh god. he was. robby was trying to make to make the waiting impossible. robby knew he’d never be able to deny dennis for this long absent these other overwhelming factors. the soft-hearted dom was reveling in the way this situation worked out for him.
dennis leaned his head against the cool feeling wall of the hallway, breathing deeply, begging himself to find some strength. he’d gone longer before. he should just stop replying but the mental stimulation felt good in the moment, even if it led nowhere. even if it ratcheted up the frustration dennis was feeling after it was gone.
dennis: i’m going insane
dennis: i need you
dennis: i’m gonna cry. do you think it would be really bad if i went to the shed or something?
he could say he was looking for an old trophy or notebook. anything. literally anything would do at this point. he could shove a hand over his mouth and jerk off with lotion. anything.
robby: No, be rational here. You’re embarrassing yourself.
dennis almost keened, which sort of proved robby right. he would embarrass himself. he wouldn’t be able to hide it. he wasn’t being rational.
dennis: ok :(
robby: I’ll give you two as soon as you walk in the door.
dennis: ughhhhhhhh
he was so absorbed in his conversation, pouting at his phone, he hardly heard his mother yell, “dennis! where’s dennis?”
shit. time to go back out.
dennis: this isn’t over.
he pocketed his phone before being able to read whatever robby sent back.
Wait, it’s a thing for guys to have mud wrestle fights at college parties?
Welp. Steve would 100% get roped into that. I feel like he would be the mud wrestling champion.
It’s the perfect scenario for a classic slutty himbo bi awakening Steve Harrington fic.
on his knees to please