i’m actually blown away by the extreme lack of young sherlock fics. genuinely where tf are they at? especially ones about sherlock!! there’s the occasional james moriarty x reader, but i’ve only found one sherlock holmes x reader and the fact there isn’t more is driving me insane. pls people we need to get on this, i’m desperate!!
update: i posted the first part of my own fic, go check it out if you’re interested! Part One!
LISTEN. Just imagine. Werewolf Eddie, sad little virgin doomed to a life of just his hand because how is he going to explain to a sexual partner that his dick has a knot?
Slutty Steve Harrington finds out and one thing leads to another and he’s straight savior-ing poor Eddie. Just a bro helping another bro. Some mutual masturbation, and he gets to see his knot.
Except he gets dickmatized by the idea of Eddie’s dirty taboo werewolf dick and next thing he knows, he’s probably into guys because he can’t stop thinking about the knot expanding inside him.
Meanwhile, Eddie is like holy shit holy shit holy shit.
Things spiral. They’re fucking recklessly—like seriously reckless, like they’re two idiots jumping off a cliff together. Eddie’s losing his mind because all these werewolf buttons inside his hind brain are being pressed and he’s trying to be cool, like the coolest most regular chill guy ever, except Steve is all over him like he belongs to Eddie and they’re knotting like crazy and Eddie’s not sure he can convince his wolf that Steve isn’t actually his.
But it’s fine. They’re having fun. And to be honest, they’re getting there—Steve isn’t completely repressed, he’s been aware that maybe what they’re doing is more serious than what he told himself when it all started. But they’re still two idiots, so, you know, no conversations are happening.
Until life forces the conversation when it turns out that werewolf magic overpowers human biology, if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge.
So we’ve got bi-awakening, size queen Steve, werewolf mating & accidental pregnancy all in one beautiful camp story and I need it now.
Like I need about 10 different interpretations, we’re seriously lacking werewolf Eddie and it just makes so much sense. Nerd in the streets, werewolf instincts in the sheets, c’mon.
imagine this, Mr Curtis being abusive and Darry being the oldest child naturally takes most of the abuse. And like he doesn’t mention it because he can see how much Soda and Ponyboy loves their dad and he doesn’t want to be the reason their relationship breaks. And then after their parents die at the funeral Ponyboy just says “I know what dad did to you.”
I need like questionably close Trinity and Dennis like people think they’re dating and are just really bad at hiding it and it turns out they’re just codependent or literally just fics where they know each other before the pitt or Mel thinks they’re dating and gets jealous of Dennis and starts being super passive aggressive to him or the same thing for Robby but with Dennis
ok, so you know all those fics where the JL dosen't know the identity of Batman and they don't know he has kids?
And then they meet Nightwing and think Dick and Bruce have/had some kind of romantic relationship and then the JL meets the batkids, especially Robin and think that Nightwing and Batman co-parent Robin?
Ok, so, now let's do that but with Red Hood Jason, let me explain
Jason is taller and seem older (with the hood on) than Dick, so what if the JL thinks that Jason is Batman ex, and they co-parent Robin? it would be hilarious
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Pt2
Red Hood gets captured and bought on the Watchtower
RH: for the last time, I was in Star only because I was visiting a friend
Green Arrow: yeah yeah, like I'll belive you, you're lucky that you're from Gotham, you're under Batman juristiction
RH: *laughing under the helmet*
GA: why are you laughing?
RH: B is out in space until the weekend, and today is *looks around*, why don't you have a calendar or something
Flash (Barry): Today is Tuesday
RH: ugh, I don't wanna stay here for at least three days....
GA: well. you have to, maybe you'll learn to stay in Gotham
RH: I alredy told ya, I was in Star visiting a friend, and I know B! I was his partner once! (was only after he said it that Jason realized how bad that might sound, even tough he meant partner has Robin)
Flash: Batman partner?
RH: Yeah... it was years ago... things happend... anyway, call the Batcave, or contact Oracle, I'm sure they'll confirm I'm no trouble and someone will come and get me!
GA: Yeah, and do you think we'll belive you?
Flash: Isn't Oracle Batman IA?
GA: Batman has an IA?
Flash: yeah, you know the voice we hear in the comms during teams-up with the Bats
RH: she's not an IA- anyway, I can give you the code to call the Batcave
GA: we'll not-
Flash: we could try
GA: FLASH!
Flash: what? all of our truth detector are in a space mission with Batman and they'll return on the weekend, it dosen't hurt to at least try
*a little bit later*
???: This is the Batcave, what's the emergency Justice League
RH: Agent A!
A: Mastr- why are you-
RH: yeah I know, I WAS in Star, but then Ollie, the grand genius that he think he is, bought me here saying "you're a villan, I'll not have you in my city" and bla bla
A: I'll send Robin to come and get you
RH: wait, is Dickhead available?
A: no, master Nightwing is out on patrol right now, but master Robin can come and get you
RH: okay, ugh, he'll never let me forget it
*the call ended*
Flash: wow, it really worked
GA still in shock: how do you know...
RH: I told ya, I'm with B
Flash: well, he also calls Batman B, and only the other Bats do it...
*the door opens*
Green Lantern (Hal): hey! why are- *sees Red Hood* criminal! *a green constructs forms around RH*
Flash: stop! he's Batman parthner!
GL: He's what?
RH: ugh, not again, I WAS B partner, not anymore, and it has been years, I'm Just waiting for Robin to get me, because apparently this two won't let me go alone
GA: yeah, we called the batcave with a code he gave us and talked with a certain Agent A, who works for Batman, plus, he knows my identity and calls Batman "B"
GL: *dissolves the construct* only the Bats call Spooky B without being glared at
Robin: and it should remain that way
RH: hey Baby bat
Robin smirking
RH: you're gonna tell RR and Spoiler about this, right?
Robin: well, if you help me convince father to build a catshelter maybe-
RH: sorry Habibi, treats don't work that way, but I can teach you how to make homemade cat food
Robin: mh... I'll think about it
Flash: WAIT! I want to confirm something, Robin, is it True that Red Hood was once Batman partner?
Robin (Damian) thinking he's refering to being Robin: Yes, he was father's partner after Gra-
Red Hood shushing him with his hand: Names, baby bat, names!
Robin: right, but still, he once was father partner before he came to Nanda Parbat, now let's go, you have to teach me to make food for Alf-
RH: names, remember, even if we're on the Watch Tower you can't-
*they both exit from the room and the door closes*
GL: Spooky dated Red Hood, the Red Hood Gotham's gangster that give the police the head bag?!
GA: apparently it's true, if even Robin confirms it
Soon the Rumor of Batman once dating a druglord gotham gangster spread around the various member of the JL
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I leave the rest to you people, this lived in my drafts for too long
