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Naruto, holding out a cookie for Iruka: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you!
Iruka: Awwwww
Naruto, holding out another cookie for Kakashi : This one's like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!
Kakashi, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!
Iruka: Say no to drugs, kids!
Anko: Naw. Say yes to drugs.
Iruka: Anko!
Kakashi: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
Iruka and Anko:
Kakashi : Just wanted to give my two cents.
Rookie Jounin: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Umino does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Kakashi: If Iruka Sensei was to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Iruka Sensei jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Rookie: You jump off a cliff!
Kakashi : Gladly. Provided Iruka did first.
Kakashi : "Would you stab your significant other in the leg for 10 million ryo?" What kind of question is that?
Iruka : Exactly! You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house.
Kakashi: And if you can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Iruka : Good thinking.
Iruka: I intend to stay pissed at Kakashi forever.
Iruka: Even if I seem helpful.
Kakashi : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Iruka : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Kakashi : I—
Kakashi : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Kakashi : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Iruka : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am on a school night to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Kakashi: So that idea is off of the list.
Kakashi: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?
Iruka: Did I get any... leap?
Kakashi: What...?
Iruka : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Kakashi :
Kakashi : Iruka , if I step outside, would I see all of our mugs are on the front lawn?
Iruka :
Kakashi : That's what you are choosing for your birthday prank?
Iruka : *Sips coffee from bowl*
the only healthy couple ever
i cant stop reading fics where they have forced proximity and fall head over heels embarassingly fast
Kakashi (brainstorming ideas for thr Halloween party): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Iruka: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.
Kakashi: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Iruka: …I was very passionate about pranking, Kakashi. You had me arrested a few times.
Iruka: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.
Kakashi: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Naruto: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Iruka : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Kakashi : But – that’s just a trash can.
Iruka : It sure is.
Iruka, talking about Tenzou: Y’know, you never mentioned getting Tenzou involved in building our house.
Kakashi: That’s because he is not officially an employee, he is unpaid.
Iruka: You don’t pay him?!
Kakashi: He gets my appreciation.
Iruka: Are you sure you're not a cheapskate?
Iruka: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you, Rokudaime-sama.
Kakashi: Cut it out with the "-sama". And this is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!
Iruka: Tripping over a basketball on your way to hide from overzealous children is not that cool.
Iruka: Kakashi, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Kakashi: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
Kakashi: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Iruka: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
