Random Space

Ok it's not really random. It's gonna be 99.8% KakaIru and all related tangents.

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Iruka: Sandaime told me to apologize for my outburst the other day, so here.

Iruka: *Gives a bouquet to Kakashi*

Kakashi: You know I'm allergic.

Iruka *under his breath: That's the point.

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Kakashi: Good morning!

Iruka: Bold statement.

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Ino: So, Sensei, what made you decide to ask Kakashi Sensei out?

Iruka: Well...

Kakashi: I was the sexiest thing in that therapy waiting room.

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Iruka: As a responsible adult-

Kakashi: *chuckles*

Iruka: … As a responsible adult—

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*while waiting outside the principal’s office*

Iruka: What are you in for?

Kakashi: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?

Iruka: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

Kakashi:

Kakashi:

Kakashi: We live very different lives.

Iruka: Yes we do.

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Kakashi: Is something burning?

Iruka, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Kakashi: Iruka, why is the toast on fire?

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Iruka: I am not an escort, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

Kakashi: We can still stay in an underwater hotel.

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Kakashi: Truth or dare?

Iruka: Truth.

Kakashi: How many hours have you slept this week?

Iruka:

Iruka: Dare.

Kakashi: Go to sleep.

Iruka: I don't like this game.

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Kakashi : Hold the fuck up.

Iruka: Excuse me?

Kakashi : I said hold the fuck up.

Iruka:

Kakashi : I’m the fuck up, hold me.

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Kakashi *sitting next to Iruka: From this day on you can think of me as a father too.

Naruto: Nope.

Kakashi : Nothing would make me happier.

Naruto : Listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth!

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Kakashi: I need a long word.

Iruka: T-rex but the long one.

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Iruka : So, I am going to ask Kakashi Sensei to demonstrate.

Iruka : Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Kakashi : No.

Iruka : See how naturally came to him? That, class, is the core tenet of Espionage 101.

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Kakashi : I need some life advice.

Iruka, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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Iruka : *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Kakashi: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Kakashi : They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.

Iruka: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.

Tenzou*nods in the nearby tree

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Kakashi : Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Iruka : I’m worried about letting you take Boruto to the zoo tomorrow.

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Iruka: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Kakashi.

Iruka: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Iruka: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Kakashi: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Iruka: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Kakashi: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Iruka: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.