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O$O O$O fresh off the press

https://osoosoband.bandcamp.com/album/the-yunahon-mixtape

ok i just wanna say that every time i smoke i listen to oso anyway so i am SO excited to smoke and listen to this album also i showed a lot of self control by waiting until i walked to the lake to start listening to this but holy shit it did not sound like oso at first this is so GOOD so sweet about the 1000 times he said “stop making sense” i love talking heads holy shit there’s a guy zoomin around the back parking lot of tj maxx in a motorized wheel chair reindeer games i think reminds me of cape cod I LOVE LYRICS ABOUT FRECKLES because 1$ i have freckles and 2) i am so attracted to ppl with freckles do you ever think of an oso oso cover of a vampire weekend song or a vampire weekend cover of an oso oso song oso would be vw if vw was sadder, better, didn’t play festivals and played basements instead get there literally feels like a hug it’s so intimate this song is so nice i was so focused on it that i just cleared my bowl in my own face and i think there’s ash on my septum ring fuck my friend just texted me saying he’s having a party tonight, how do i tell him im listening to this album all night (sorry i had plans) i was gonna wash my hair but now i am probably going out ? there is no god ? take a hit for every time i nut during this and you will be as high as i am rn i am so high (SO IM NUTTING 🖲👋🏻 A LOT !!!) i’m genuinely upset about the Party the album art looks like wes anderson but south beach color tones oso oso is sex bob-omb if scott listened to a lot of brand new some dogs were barking at me because i’m walking home and i thought it was part of the song LMAO i miss cole so much what the fuck thank you cole for being the #1 oso fan and getting me into them thank you cole for being my friend in general yo the next time oso plays a gíg in boston i will fly my ass up from florida to see all my FRENS and TUNES i feel like they definitely could’ve gone ska on this record EASILY and i don’t understand their decision there text abt Party: “Dranks at 10 and cake” ok ? ? will it be VEGAN though ? smh out of the blue venue in cambridge? whack! out of the blue by oso oso? tight as fuck! i hope they play a lot more shows in 2017 and i would love to book a show at ********** ok literally HOW is this so good…. wtf at times during this listening i have been reminded of pink wine. you can interpret that however you want rating: 10/10 5 nugs of weed A+ NOICE

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state champz

i dont even think they have a bandcamp

anyway i am doing tft https://purenoise.bandcamp.com/album/the-finer-things

iconic

literally this album is so good get out of my face if you think you are in any way better than this album

reminds me of high school and realizing that i wanted a career in music :)

“long live the problem child” is one of the 4 or so state champs quotes that every one gets tattooed

i am trying to curse less in these 

easy enough is TOOOOOO lit live

ok that’s another thing, they are a rly good sounding band on records AND they sound very good live as well

i think they will always be my favorite band and i know i am proud of it/them always

big ups to my boy ryan graham

my vegan hoe

and now i am vegan because we are boys

this is not as enjoyable anymore

the drums are great but just a lot right now u know

HAHA the first time i saw state champs i sat down for all of their set except remedy and then over two years i went to 10 shows and the last time they were in town it was election day so i smoked and then went to fenway and hung out with them and then left and got wine drunk at a friend’s house and watched election coverage as they played their set

i think that is a beautiful comparison and i wonder what will happen the next time they come to town ?

one of the funniest things i have ever seen is a pop punk mosh pit so i have to thank state champs for exposing me to many of these at yr shows

overall rating::::: ....... 7.5/10 because they’re all classics but sometimes im like WOW

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if i was drunk i would title this winegrove

https://pinegrove.bandcamp.com/

my grandma keeps trying to facetime me but it’s like 9:30 and i m baked

anyway the best frickin band, #1 aoty 2016

overthrown sounds so pretty and it reminds me of butterflies

NAMESAKE FEELS LIKE IM BEING SLAPPED IN THE FACE

end of & sounds like sun coming in through the blinds and you’re on a comfy bed

the bass in palisade... its so shiny as a whole

i think i would pay a lot of money to hear peeling off the bark live 

my grandma texted me about not answering her facetime calls and then called me three more times

i like reading poetry that i dont understand because its more challenging and i dont understand that many pinegrove songs so maybe those things are related but i don’t get why he would sing specifically about an ocelot instead of a normal cat

now i facetimed her and shes telling me about how i screwed up my first semester of college and i would rather be listening to pinegrove

she just told me to stay away from drugs

that will be the end of this blog thank you for your time

rating: 10/10

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prince daddy and the jedi braid

https://princedaddyandthehyena.bandcamp.com/

what the HECK!!!! 

this is the ‘new’ ‘weed pop’

fuck

i love the effects

one of the best records of 2016

so good live and their singer wore a u of miami sweatshirt so now whenever i smoke in my u of miami shirt i always listen to prince daddy

CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY WROTE A SONG ABOUT WORKING AT PANERA? LEGENDS

ok another thing abt the singer i saw him in an oso oso video so now i have a theory that everyone in the collective new york scene is the same exact fucking person

a very good record to scream along to and also it’s nice to make a bagel to

rating: 8.7/10

cool thanks

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melody 4 colesizzle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaYVYNj8dYc

WOWEE this is the band u were telling me about with the t*ttoo thing

wow this sounds like what would play in a teen movie like sharkboy and lava girl when there is a fight between a man and a robot possibly

lots of tension but i am moving my shoulders so much it’s got a nice beat you know

i know cole would pit to this 

it changes so much and it’s a lot to keep up with tbh

in my head i can literally see a kickass fight scene with this playing and the punches and stuff is timed to the notes and everything

a real live math rock band

this is not that enjoyable either and my forehead really itches

overall rating: 5/10 i would not listen willingly on my own again but if u played it i wouldn’t punch u in the face i hope we can still be friends

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quarterbacks, another sports related band

https://quarterbacks.bandcamp.com/

ok wait. i am not even listening to them rn. now i am. let’s go first ever review

so fast and every song is a bop. man, i wish i had written every quarterbacks song. i dont even play music!! if the songs were a food, they would be sour patch kids. they feel like a punch in the mouth at first but then when the song is over and you realize what it’s about you feel so sweet and warm and fuzzy. and because i enjoy 19 at a time.

whats up with them?? do they play shows? is every thing OK? what do they do! 

ok wait a sec... i just went on their bandcamp and there’s music i havent heard yet. this will be niiiiice

wow!!!i do not like this!!!! ok 0/10 for rain delay this is NOT an enjoyable experience and i want to stop typing so i can turn it off!! that was the first song on there i didn’t know but now i am listening to knicks and it is equally as creepy! no thanx

wow that felt like the first time i ever listned to the devil & god are raging inside me and untitled came on and i tbought a ghost was coming out through my speakers and WOW i am actually tearing up rn because that was soooo scary and i was only like 14 wow what an experience 

anyway ultimate review for the quarterbacks self titled is: 8.3/10

i am very good at rating things on a ten point scale because one time i judged a poetry slam at berklee college of music 

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