eerie crests headcanons 1/?
I have a bunch of headcanons and theyāre all awful and Iām sorry in advance.
(also I know the problems with appropriating some of the language here, but Iām using it in the context of teens and for realismās sake, and if anyone has any major issues, I can edit this post)
ā¢ so right off the bat? Slang things
ā¢ Dallas says yas
- the first time he said it, Poppy immediately blocked his number without warning. Malek hated it but heās so smitten that he tries to ignore it. heās dead inside
- that ended up being the ONLY time Dallas was allowed to say it
ā¢ Blake says āyaaaaaasā all drawn out to Tyler sometimes, itās an inside texting and also just general friendship joke that ended up with, well
- one time Blake says it in front of Tyler but also the entire team. He has to excuse himself because everyone is staring.
ā¢ Ari says āyaaas bitchā sometimes to see if anyone will call them out
- itās just kind of a mess and no one has a good time. Ari please donāt make the team suffer like this
ā¢ Dallasā¦..100% unironically still uses YOLO
- it started as a joke one time
- now he says yolo, but only in mildly depressing situations
- āhey Dallas donāt go out in all black, cars wonāt be able to see youā
- āyoloā
- itās his version of wanting to die jokes because of how heās severely depressed
ā¢ Going back to yaas for a minute? Saraās fave vine is the yaaas cat
- also the ādrugsā owl, and the one thatās just a combo of them makes her cry with laughter
ā¢ Paulina (yeah I know bringing in characters who havenāt properly shown up) has a green thumb and is great with most plantsā¦except cacti
- sheās not great at willfully neglecting a plant??
- itās just kind of a fucking mess and she always ends up over caring for them and they wither away
- sheās angry, devastated, and also wants to try again out of spite every single time she tries to raise a cactus and fails
ā¢ Poppy says lit but itās always followed by at least three fire emojis
- the more fire the better
- there was one time it was followed by 16 fire emojis, it was wild
ā¢ Sara has made a legitimate mix tape before.
- I mean it, on an actual tape and all
- Itās stashed away and no one is allowed to listen to it
- (but itās pretty good honestly)
ā¢ Parker mispronounces fleek
- āflee-ackā
- no one has ever corrected him. Help this boy??
- he never usually says it but itās still. please tell him how to pronounce it properly
ā¢ Benedict plays 21p songs on his ukelele
- when someone tells him to stop (maybe dad friend Phoebus because Ben is playing at the breakfast table after all), well
- he strums chords loudly and shouts
- āMY NAMEāS BLURRYFACE AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINKā
- Ben no, Ben pleas e
- 21p is great but donāt scream that in a public setting where other people can turn to stare at you
- Sir Dick Maximoff, please cease & desist
ā¢ Dev wears socks and sandals
- He dresses like a dad trying to embarrass his kids
- Dev just take off the socks bud and donāt wear that with khaki shorts too
ā¢ ā¦.Tyler and Sara have matching shirts
- they say āskate fast eat assā
- leT THEM BE PALS PLEASE BELL
- Sara and Parker also have matching shirts
- itās a doodle of a bee with human legs
- and the shirt reads 'Iām the beeās kneesā
- the doodle is a little bit disturbing actually
- the bee is a cartoon bee but the legs are hyperrealistic and anatomically accurate
- also on the feet of the legs are high heels
- fun times, the shirts are cursed
- the image is cursed more like and so Dallas loves it and they get a third shirt so he can join the squad
More headcanons will come with more of the squad! These are just the ones Iāve had saved up for now
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