my fish army is ever-growing

(cooper | HE/HIM | mid 20s) and one beautiful secret in this world is that you can listen to music, okay?

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[safaridays]

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[podcastwizard]

manager today asked if i’d face paint for an event my work is hosting and she said “you can face paint, right? we all just assumed you could face paint” which is a fun assessment of my character

[vihyura]

truly

[snowflakeb0ttles]

[sagethegremlin]

[eternalgirlscout]

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

[prokopetz]

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

[thecolorofthegame]

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

[rudywiser]

Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[tvguts]

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[skittay]

at work: i will start every project and clean my room and learn a new language and read a book and exercise

at home: 20 more rounds of MOVES LIKE GASTER || Deltarune Parody of "Moves Like Jagger" please

[tmos-time]

smoke detectors LOVE to beep when their battery is low at 3 in the morning they love it when they invade your dreams and ruin everything forever

[clonepa2]

[fullmoonguidance]

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[daily-cephalopod]

Hi I'm back because my pain is gone

Todays cephalopod is Hawaiian bobtail squid

[experiment41]

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

[cognitohazardous]

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

[sylvanus-cypher]

A very astute observation by prev which should not be relegated to the tags

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!