Via

she/her 有的时候说外语 insane about a lot actually

[hemorrhymn]

I'm going to (remembers kms jokes are bad for my mental health) JERK OFF!!!

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[via-gets-stranger]

Very reasonable california question

[via-gets-stranger]

And for my next trick I’m adding more speed bumps to this tiny parking garage

[khlorescence]

[via-gets-stranger]

🐟

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[via-gets-stranger]

cut off the toxic man in your life you’ll get so much done

[via-gets-stranger]

They’ve infiltrated my childhood Trader Joe’s and replaced the stuffed mascot with a sentient pelican named penny

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[via-gets-stranger]

@khlorescence

[via-gets-stranger]

trader joe’s rice pudding and I are getting married on the 25th and you’re all invited

[via-gets-stranger]

writer’s block so bad I remembered I can draw

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[via-gets-stranger]

things happening to me at the local domestic airport that have never happened to a guy before.

[trigona-necrophaga]

what if we “reimagined” [redacted play] in a way that completely ignores the themes and thus nullifies its impact and meaning

[thoodleoo]

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

[via-gets-stranger]

ceci n’est pas une functioning adult