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cut off the toxic man in your life you’ll get so much done

They’ve infiltrated my childhood Trader Joe’s and replaced the stuffed mascot with a sentient pelican named penny

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

@khlorescence

trader joe’s rice pudding and I are getting married on the 25th and you’re all invited

writer’s block so bad I remembered I can draw

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

things happening to me at the local domestic airport that have never happened to a guy before.

what if we “reimagined” [redacted play] in a way that completely ignores the themes and thus nullifies its impact and meaning

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

ceci n’est pas une functioning adult

love will tear us apart playing in my study cafe. is there no escape.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

sinister?? but i hardly know her...

“where are you going after this”

idk insane, probably

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