xtreme express

meowdy! you can call me chloe, duck, mort or pooch 28/ID/Non-binary any pronouns are fine!

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I care very much

[magpiegirlforever]

why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find

[imaginarycircus]

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

[should-be-sleeping]

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

[landmineblogging]

fur mew

[lockssteps]

please dont take my stuffing

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat, to the shit that makes you scream

[infectiouspiss]

it's so sick and twisted that you have to forge the life you deserve from the molten scraps of the life you were forced to have

[argentsunshine]

japanese first person pronouns appeal to me on a pure information conveyance level. you're telling me with just the word "i" i could be communicating that I'm an adult man and an asshole?

[naidje]

From episode 225 of Adam Conover's Factually podcast

[gingehh]

[faketype]

hedgehog stew

[zeroblogshere]

HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY

[wotas-art]

My friends were sharing pics of this drink and it gave me an idea

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[mikkeneko]

[Image ID: Photograph of a refrigerator interior. An unseen person is placing a glass tray containing a plastic-wrapped turkey onto a shelf. Text reads: “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to move the frozen turkey to the fridge.” End ID.]

[mikkeneko]

Hello Tumblr, this year I have updated the original post with an image ID. For You.

Anyway here’s the 2025 specifics. American Thanksgiving is 11/27 this year, so fairly late in the month. If your household is looking to cook turkey this year:

10-15 pounds: Start thawing at least 3-4 days before, on Sunday, November 23rd.

16-20 pounds: Start thawing at least 4-5 days before, on Saturday, November 22nd.

20-24 pounds: Start thawing at least 5-6 days before, on Friday, November 21st.

And don’t forget: The economy is shit this year, lots of people are being laid off, and grocery prices are skyrocketing. There has never been a better time to donate to food pantries, and/or to reach out to your neighbors and see how they’re doing.

Which doesn’t need to end when thanksgiving is over, either – there are some charities that are specific to Thanksgiving, but don’t do anything to support people after that date. So.