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she/her david eastman enthusiast ranch dressing anti (this is directed to @minervahouse btw.) i like the truly devious series a little too much.

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i was at an antique store today, and i saw this jacket. when i tell you i was so close to buying it omg. unfortunately, it was $65, and waaaaay out of my budget. but i had to take a picture and share it with you guys because this is LITERALLY stevie bell’s jacket

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me crawling back to truly devious tumblr not knowing if it’s still active and not knowing if anyone remembers me…

MY TUMBLR EXILE IS BROKEN I AM BACK!!!

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i tried so hard not to make every mabel scene correlate with mabel

and i think this is the most niche post ive ever made

but enjoy!!

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rip ellie walker and hayes major yall would have loved arguing over if whether the last dinner party was an industry plant or not

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can we agree that

truly devious: the last great american dynasty

a good girls guide to murder: no body, no crime

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“The moose is a lie” (:<

decided to draw a truly devious comic page because why not?

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thoughts on the nine lairs ending…let me be delulu for a sec IT WAS HIS SISTER!!!

ITS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!

it never clarified if he was kissing someone or not, just said his face was hidden bc it was pressed into someone else’s…could’ve just been a hug or some type of embrace. he’s drunk duhhhh.

and maureen probably wanted to end this one with a bang. for shock. also in one of the other books (i think it’s hand on the wall) it says that the sister had to COME to help david with the king bust thing…what if she lives in the uk and david didn’t know what to do and called her. or she found him or something.

LET ME BE DELULU PLS

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basically the second half of the vanishing stair summed up for you

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i did one with taylor, but that got really depressing and was like an emotional whiplash sorta thing, so i decided to do it with lorde… lmk if you want the taylor one though, i’ll gladly post it to make you guys sad 🥰

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goodbye i just imagined allison’s reaction to sara by fleetwood mac afyer sabrina’s death no one talk to me right now

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so sad sabrina abbot couldn’t hear the masterpiece called “silver springs- live at warner brothers studios”

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@maureen johnson

YOU WANT TO WRITE ANOTHER MULTI-BOOK STEVIE MYSTERY

YOU WANT TO WRITE ANOTHER MULTI-BOOK STEVIE MYSTERY SO BAD

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sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

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why “mariners apartment complex” is so david coded

spoiler warning, etc. etc.

You took my sadness out of context, at the Mariners Apartment Complex, I ain't no candle in the wind

she reached for his arm, but he roughly shrugged it away. “this is where we leave each other,” he said. (tvs, 314)

I'm the bolt, the lightning, the thunder

going back… to see edward king’s son. and he was a complicated person to go back to. (tvs, 39)

Kind of girl who's gonna make you wonder, who you are and who you've been

before david, stevie had never had a boyfriend.(nine liars, 389)

And who I've been is with you on these beaches

david got out of the kayak, half falling, and got her up under his arm and moved her to the shore. (bitw, 312)

Your Venice bitch, your die-hard, your weakness

but once stevie was around david, something in her became wobbly. the lines and edges blurred. (hotw, 111)

Maybe I could save you from your sins

“both of us have real problems, but maybe we should make our weird personalities work for us.” (truly devious, 318)

So, kiss the sky and whisper to Jesus

whatever had happened between david and stevie didn’t exist at this moment. everything was dew and larry’s instant coffee and the gentle, buttery morning sun. (truly devious, 407)

My, my, my, you found this, you need this

she wanted… david. she wanted him.” (truly devious, 315)

Take a deep breath, baby, let me in

was this really going to happen? the last foot of space between them was rapidly closed up, and david pressed his lips to hers. (truly devious, 242)

You lose your way, just take my hand

stevie could only concentrate on the feeling in her hand, the warmth of his palm against her skin, the message it conveyed. it was a need. a need for her strength. (tvs, 247)

You're lost at sea, then I'll command your boat to me again

“whoa… whoa…” david swung his legs over the side of the kayak and slipped into the water, catching her in a clumsy hold. (bitw, 311)

Don't look too far, right where you are, that's where I am

david had come a long way to be with her. her. that was the only reason he was here. (bitw, 227)

I'm your man

“he got to you once,” he said. “i didn’t want him to be able to get near you ever again.” (hotw, 288)

I'm your man

“these nice people will give me a minute to speak to my girlfriend, won’t they?” (hotw, 342)

They mistook my kindness for weakness

“and in the end, all I'd be doing is taking money from another person who wanted to buy me. this guy isn't asking for anything- he's nice- but he's also sticking it to his enemy.” (bitw, 382)

I fucked up, I know that, but, Jesus, can't a girl just do the best she can?

“do you think i can’t control myself or something? like i’m not serious about you? what have i done to make you feel like that? because i’ve kind of worked hard to stop being fuckup david and he this new one?” (nine liars, 171)

Catch a wave and take in the sweetness

he turned to her and grabbed her in a huge, enthusiastic embrace and started jumping up and down. she started jumping too, because it was hard not to jump, and because this was something worth jumping for. (hotw, 292)

Think about it, the darkness, the deepness, all the things that make me who I am

“because… my dad has messed up everything in my life. now he’s making a career of messing up everyone’s lives. but he can’t have this. he can’t have you. it sounds cheesy, but it’s all i’ve got.” (tvs, 221)

And who I am is a big-time believer, that people can change, but you don't have to leave her

“i thought you just left,” she said. “i wasn’t got i leave,” he replied. (bitw, 317)

When everyone's talking, you can make a stand

“because believe it or not, this is the right thing to do. it’s not easy. but it’s eighth. so what’s the bigger deal? what’s worth it?” (hotw, 141)

'Cause even in the dark, I feel your resistance

she wished she could see his expression now, but they were blind to each other. he held her face in his hands for a long moment, saying nothing- not kissing, not moving, not seeing. (tvs, 222)

You can see my heart burning in the distance

just the sound of david’s voice was all stevie needed to conjure david in his entirety (hotw, 85)

Baby, baby, baby, I'm your man (yeah)

it was david. her david. stevie and david. (nine liars, 389)

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david is going to be FRONT AND CENTER and i am here for it

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well shit this kinda… uh…😁😁

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enjoy 🙈🙈

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ellie and david’s extreme, mega, supreme, spectacular musical offer

(to the tune of Y.M.C.A. by the village people)

copyright: 2018

(spoken) this one’s for you, pix!

please pix, it would be-e so cool if

you pix, yes we’re talking to you so

please pix, yes, please here us out

and lis-ten to our so-ong

please pix, you will not regret, we said

please pix, you’ll love it we bet, oh yeah

please pix, please prepare for a-uh

life cha-ang-ing offer

*bam bam bam bam bam*

can we please have aaaaaa sleep-ov-er

no sex because sheeeee is not straight

we will be-e so quiet, no fires this time

oh please pix just this once

can we please have aaaaa sleep-ov-er

we’ll just be waaaaatching ju-no

you can check in on us

she can sleep on the floor

but don’t leave yet cause there’s more

please pix, are you listening to us?

we said, please pix, there’ll be nothing sus

oh yeah, please pix, please ig-nore our

cring-y gen z lin-in-go

please pix, oh please hear us out

we said, please pix, no, don’t make us shout

we nev-er ask for that much

it’s just one sin-gle nigh-igh-ight

*bam bam bam bam bam*

can we please have aaaaaa sleep-ov-er

no sex because sheeeee is-not-stra-aight

remember that time, we cleaned the table

it was so crystal clear

can we please have aaaaaa sleep-ov-er

her room has sooooo many bu-ugs

so it’s a safe-ty thing

and we know what you think

no, there won’t be an-y drugs

so pix, we may have lied about

the drugs, but from that look in your eyes

we were serious, yeah we changed our minds

no fun-ny smells from our room

so pix, have you concluded that a

sleepover is so in line with our

records, we have been perfect ang-els

who ask you one more ti-ime

*bam bam bam bam bam*

can we please have aaaaaa sleep-ov-er

no sex because sheeeee is not straight

we will be-e so quiet, no fires this time

oh please pix just this oooooonce

sleep-ov-er, can we please have a sleep-ov-er

please pix, please pix, we were jokin’ about weed

please pix, please pix, check us, you’ll see

sleep-ov-er, can we please have a sleep-ov-er

please pix, please pix, are you listening to us

please pix, please pix, no, nothing that’s sus

sleep-ov-er, you’ll find us at the sleep-ov-er

please pix, please pix, we’ll save you a seat

please pix, please pix, please say you agree

sleep-ov-er, just let us a have a sleep-ov-er

yes pix, yes pix, we see you nodding

yes pix, yes pix, promise not to be naughty

credits:

david eastman: tambourine, lead vocals, guitar/drums (vocalization), co-choreographer

element walker: saxophone, backing vocals, confetti canon operator, costume designer, co-choreographer