Consumer of Sunlight

I am a Betula alleghaniensis

[faysayk]

this is so metal

[mclennonyaoi]

[evilwizard]

goodnight goblins. goodnight ghouls. goodnight screaming tomes and scrolls. goodnight floating glowing eye. goodnight my dear homunculi. goodnight imps and spectral wraiths. goodnight false god that feeds on faith. goodnight bony skeletons. goodnight inert collapsing sun. goodnight monster made of mud. goodnight vampires drinking blood. i wish you all good evil-night. and please do let the bed bugs bite

[infinitegenderlessmess]

@monstrousagonies

[blackboxpodcast]

Visit Original Link

I had to try reading this aloud. - L

[targetedknowledge]

[cryptotheism]

Warrior from enemy tribe: "Do not worry, we are safe. No human could throw a spear with enough force to seriously injure us at this distance."

Jeff Atlatl, about to unveil his new invention:

[wourder]

Brad❤️😂

[wourder]

Happy it’s ok if you’re gay bud Pride Month

[thesquishyfish]

the view from the friiway

[dogpuppy]

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[autisticmysticsarah]

The legend of King Arthur predates thinking

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[grey-dungeon]

Restricting the biblical levels of greed contained within every pet cat

[parkore]

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...