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“I saw your face; I’ll remember you.”
“You forget a thousand things everyday. How ‘bout you make sure this is one of them?”
“Let’s get going, there’ll be time for grieving later.”
“If that’s our standard for goodness…then no wonder this country’s screwed.”
“I’m stuck talking to you because no one else gives a shit.”
“I gotta tell you- I ain’t too sure this shit is working for me.”
“I was on the phone boy, don’t be listening!”
“It seems like all I do is let people tell me what to do and I do it and nothing changes.”
“You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.”
“When there’s some shit to be won, Goddammit, I want it.”
“I look like a fucking joke to you?”
“Maybe I’m here because I’m just an idiot.”
“You’re a good time, you know that?”
“Lesson number one: Don’t ever have kids.”
“His only marketable skills are watching TV and daytime drinking.”
“Nothing happened; it was a misunderstanding.”
“This day was going so well until you showed up, you know that?”
“I always thought I was the good guy.”
“You wouldn’t know fun if it sat on your face.”
“I’m just doing my best to keep us outta jail.”
“I mean, who are you to judge me?”
“You know I don’t copy; I’m an original.”
“If I say something is going to happen, it’s going to. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but as soon as the moment is opportune.”
“You’re such a fucking fuck, you really are!”
“You are starting to arouse my…curiosity.”
“Rules applied to me my whole life. I like rules.”
“Yes, but we’re corrupt in a good way.”
“I don’t give a fuck what you want, pencil neck.”
“I just like sitting around watching old movies.”
“I love you, but you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
“I admit, I kinda got a little angry.”
“I don’t know what to say about that one.”
“Bring me my coffee or I’m gonna cut your arm off!”
“I don’t know what you’re up to, but I can make a pretty good guess.”
“I’m gonna find a way to make this right with you.”
“Sarcasm is all I fucking got!”
“I don’t give a shit what I wear.”
“If you don’t give a shit, you wear clean clothes that fit.”
“What the fuck are we talking about?”
“I abhor hipsters; I eat them for fun.”
“Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters.”
“I’m very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away.”
“I’ve made my point. I’m not a sadist.”
I’m going to break your fucking fingers if you don’t knock that shit off.”
“Your blood sugars are low. I’m making you some leftovers.”
“You know I don’t want you to get hungry or moody, right?”
“I’ve been making wrong decisions my whole life.”
“You say words that have no meaning.”
“Compared to you, I’m the sanest motherfucker I know.”
“Can’t you just take my side for once?”
“I’m sorry I’m a human being with thoughts, and feelings, and emotions.”
“You’re not making my situation any easier.”
“I don’t remember the details.”
“I knew I shouldn’t have told you shit.”
“This ain’t no dream no more.”
“I do not get things wrong.”
“You know what, if you’re done puking up excuses how about we come up with a solution?”
“I’ll do my best for you; I always try.”
“You have a great pain inside you, but you are a beautiful man…”
“I’ve never been so happy and so sad in my life.”
“You have a beautiful way with words.”
“For some reason, everyone I love abandons me.”
“What the F-word are you doing here?”
“I’m not gonna listen to another one of your lies!”
“Look, we do what we gotta do to survive.”
“Look, I love ya, right?”
“I made a judgment call. I dunno if it was the right one; I did what I thought I had to do.”
“Look, you wake up one day and your legs, they just give, and just can’t run anymore.”
“Feels like I’ve finally done something with my life; actually done something.”
“I don’t know if I love you, and I’m pretty sure I hate you a little bit.”
“That might just be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.”
“I’m probably gonna be dead in a couple weeks, anyway.”
“So are you gonna come home with me or not?”
“You do what you gotta do.”
“Were you ever a human being?”
“There is no greater concern than optimism.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever heard such a barrage of denial, self-justification, and outright horror.”
“Can we just get a quick photo together?”
“I would never do anything to put you in danger.”
“I really fucked him up good though, huh?”
“If you can’t handle the hangover, do not overindulge.”
“You got some coconut water or something like that? I need some electrolytes.”
“Man, you got a death wish or something.”
“I’d like to say it isn’t personal, but it is personal.”
“I got a problem I need your help with.”
“I don’t know what the fuck to do right now.”
“I ain’t got no better ideas.”
“Who better to have in a fucked up situation than a fucked up fool like me?”
“You play big, you stand to lose.”
“It’s a weird gun and it’s making me nervous. Put it down.”
“It’s a good gun, and you asking me to put it down is making me nervous.”
“I was in an emotional state. I can’t be blamed for my actions in [location].”
“I ain’t putting my gun away.”
“It wouldn’t be right if I didn’t have to save your ass just once.”
“It’s nice to see you so worked up.”
“I ain’t been nothing but straight and true with you.”
